#patroclusfellfirst

[moontwyrine]

tybalt/benvolio for the ship thing

THIS IS SO EXCITING

shops for groceries: Benvolio

kills the spiders: Tybalt, it's a matter of honor you know? "I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THIS UGLY CREATURE!" "Tybalt I can just help him out of the window without hurting him." "I SAID I'LL SAVE YOU." "Sure dear, go on."

comes home drunk at 3am: Tybalt, trying to be subtle about it, but ending up shouting about how much he hates the Montagues but how much he loes Benvolio just the same,and waking up the couple living next door.

makes breakfast: Benvolio (Tybalt generally goes out, buy something, and comes back, the lazy ass)

remembers to feed the fish: Benvolio

decorates the apartment: Benvolio, Tybalt has no will in being part of the decorative process.

initiates duets: Tybalt, mostly when drunk, but sometimes he happened when he was sober, but he'll deny it if asked if it's true.

falls asleep first: Benvolio

[morifinwe-carnistir]

melkory replied to your post “i think i finally got my theme to a presentable appearance?? maybe?? ...”

it's really nice!

patroclusfellfirst replied to your post “i think i finally got my theme to a presentable appearance?? maybe?? ...”

who a it's pretty

runecestershire replied to your post “i think i finally got my theme to a presentable appearance?? maybe?? ...”

That's Turin on your theme! *rejoices*

THANK U ALL u w u

[moontwyrine]

The Benvolio Network is taking shape

[moontwyrine]

patroclusfellfirst replied to your post:1: Quick give me Tybalt/Benvolio/Mercutio prompts...

1. idk maybe going out for dinner or them working out emotions for each other?? i’m bad at prompts 2. i was just thinking about this last night but idk how to do it

1: Working out emotions more like idiots being idiots 2: I saw some networks this morning, some just has a list of members, other have posts about the character/ship/whatever. I must admit I'm a little bit clueless

[dogray]

ray i am your agent and demand 10% of everything including your soul you're famous now so i demand that soul and also 10% of your first-born child thank u

oh dear i suppose that is a fair deal isn’t it

i’m not planning on having children so can i give u 10% of my sister’s firstborn or 10% of my sister or 10% of my friend who just sent me that ask about me being tumblr famous (she’s a special friend b/c she’s the one who gave me the nickname ‘ray’ and she’s also my only ‘real life’ friend who knows about my tumblr so i think she’s an adequate replacement for my firstborn child)

and according to my tumblr crushes thing you’re ‘getting 19% of my love’ so i think you already have at least 10% of my soul so i guess that payment is settled

[dogray]

(based on this post)

introducing herbert montague: the most beautiful dog of italy

he's missing an eye, a leg, half an ear, most of his tail, and clumps of fur; his tongue is too big for his mouth; and he stays horribly skinny no matter how much he eats

he reminds benvolio of mercutio because of his energetic, carefree attitude and his apparent tendency to get into fights

also his nemesis is tybalt's cat

this dog is supposed to be ugly but either ugly dogs do not exist or i'm just incapable of drawing things that aren't cute

[moontwyrine]

benvolio's dog would probably be the ugliest mix of breeds ever and be missing a leg and eye and stuff and everyone would be like "your dog smells terrible" "nO he's amazing and beautiful"

He probably took him from a doghouse or saved him from the highway, in any case he would love it to death and allow him to sleep with him on his bed, and he would spend hours outside with him during spring.Benvolio loves his dog and he's ready to fight whoever say a bad thing about him. Also he probably gives his dog some confidence speech like "you are the most beautiful dog of Italy don't care about what they said, you are my dog and I love you buddy."

[moontwyrine]

patroclusfellfirst replied to your post:You know what we don’t talk about enough? ...

i’ve decided to name him herbert

Headcanon accepted