this is me talking into the void because i'm yearnerful. vampoly focused thing ☝️ er. a multitude of thoughts because i'm bored. here's a little art to go with my posting though <- (said art managed to get me out of art block which explains why it's rendered LOLLLL)
i remembered how much various genres of metal were such a Thing in the 80s—(not that they aren't now, but. i have my reasons for catering to this specifically. story for another day! unless you're a mutual who's heard me talk about it LOL)—and i've been going down memory lane. i.e. relistening because i missed these genres specifically. so now what's stuck in my head is vampoly listening to, say, heavy/black/thrash metal together. maybe they're all alone in the cave together and chloë's got a cassette tape player with various bands saved on standby. something something dwayne and paul holding each side of a headset to their ears and listening to shit like Bathory, Venom, Slayer, Celtic Frost, Megadeth, amongst many more. and if they find a place where the music can be played aloud, they're all gonna rock out. probably. definitely. bonding with your husbandly-wife time i guess.
horror is fun. i like horror. the throuple love to sneak into theaters and watch any horror movies being shown. or maybe every so often they'll snatch a vhs or several and sneak into somewhere to watch them. though, i think chloë kept her favorite souvenir—the first "alien" on vhs—from their collective former lives for them to feel nostalgic. not that they're scared, but chloë, dwayne, and paul will usually be huddled up together while watching something. if it's old, maybe they're pointing out new details while being in a dark ass room. if it's new, they're so laser-focused on watching...sometimes chloë will wait till it's dead silent to make a loud noise and make paul and dwayne start getting mad at her. she's a little piece of shit 👍
chloë likes talking to dwayne and paul about animals. usually her absolute amazement with insects. chloë really likes bugs of any kind. knows how to catch them and will display them to dwayne and paul and tells them to be gentle with every insect she lets them handle. especially moths. one of those big, pretty moths with such gorgeous wings? she'll carefully maneuver the moths onto dwayne and paul's hands and will be unable to stop smiling over their displays of amazement with them. the same can also go for butterflies, praying mantises, beetles...just about anything. cue dwayne and paul being the ones to ask chloë to tell them more about whatever the hell they're handling, and she gets super giddy.
i mention this a few times, but chloë has two snakes: ghost, the piebald ball python, and ouroboros, an emerald tree boa. chloë only really likes dwayne and paul handling either snake, then again that might be because they've known these snakes the longest and have a better grasp on their temperaments. unsurprisingly, the snakes are coordinated to either of the guys' personalities. chloë notes that ghost is more fond of paul, who's fun but patient with the python and doesn't mind that he [ghost] likes roaming around his body. ouroboros likes dwayne, who's a lot calmer and gentler with her decently reserved demeanor. she sometimes treats his arm like a branch. chloë has older pictures of either of these interactions, and after a while, she showed off her collection of these photos to david.
dwayne and paul think chloë has a hard time letting herself being loved. and they aren't exactly wrong. this has existed long before their collective turning. chloë loves to be the giver, something that almost seems embedded into her very way of living. unfortunately, these two pretty men are a major weakness of hers. suppose there's a rough go about things, this usually calls for both guys to be the ones to take more charge. that usually means chloë is probably sitting between both dwayne and paul who pamper her. tell her sweet words that may get a bit of a sheepish reaction out of her. their hands may get a little busy on her body but in a very respectful manner. kisses are endless and they know just how to make chloë feel at ease. despite being the giver, she loves when dwayne and paul know how to make her feel better.
they all have a fondness for being outdoors. nature is nice. chloë knows of several spots that are very beautiful, which dwayne and paul usually end up seconding. dwayne's particularly fond of the time she brought the three of them to a creek. it reminded him of their past and how chloë would take them to creeks so they could find creatures together. paul's fond of the fact that chloë found a particular knick of some woods with an abandoned car from the '60s that they now sometimes hang out in. chloë loves getting to show off the scenery she finds. dwayne and paul also love(d?) getting to buy chloë plants. usually elephant ears or venus flytraps.
you'll have to pry the scenarios of dwayne and paul covering chloë in bloody kisses from my cold dead hands. she totally eggs them on, too. they'll all be a mess of blood, but they get suuuuper affectionate after feeding and they just have to pepper chloë's face in bloody kisses. not that she minds. she quite heavily loves this faux-lipstick her lovers wear. dwayne and paul will just hold her by her face and spend time putting bloody kiss marks all over her face or her neck or the collarbones if they're feeling a little. Yeah. chloë will keep kiss marks on her face to shamelessly show off, which tends to make dwayne and paul equally flustered...but also prideful. because that's their handiwork.
i recently got some art from my best friend @seven-seass, it's been such an honor to work with her and their art is so, so amazing!! i really wanted to show off this art because it deserves to be seen!! they're officially featured on the masterpost as well as will be updated on the [s/i] toyhouse profiles! 🙂↕️ thank you so much, mariquita <3!! lets kiss ok
waow uh thats wild . i will not get sentimental today i'll save that for another day but regardless of why you decided to follow i just wanna say thank you for the support . it means a lot . it makes me really happy, also . maybe i'm sappy from a long day at work but almost 50 followers is wild to me and i never anticipated that . thank you for sticking around for whatever shit ass thing i spit out . big kisses to all of you <3 heres a finished thing from my vmply sketchpage
main tags because honestly the stupid little dwayne and paul deserve to be looked at lmao 😭 i do plan on doing their proper outfits just not now
the stars collide when you and i intertwine — thoughts on dwaynepaul really specifically because i can't stop thinking about them fuck the world
notes: you must be wondering, "chloë, why isnt this on your writing blog?", and to that i say. uhmmm well i love dwpl your honor and i kiss both so they're going on this blog. and also i'm writing in mind catering specifically to my own plot i have involving them so it felt. like it should go here. again, incredibly self indulgent, if you do not like it go take it up with. uhhh ... anyways ! probably blood mentions and guys being freaky but loving. do y'all fuck with dwpl like i do
let me get it out now so i can weed-whack out anyone who will get disinterested if i were to mention this later down the line: i see dwayne and paul as being from the same era and being longtime friends (talking about youth) because it makes me happy and again it caters to my own plot relevance. don't like it? don't care. i think they both grew up relatively troubled but my brain isn't big enough to think about the "how" in that, i just think they found a heavy amount of solace in each other. also i like the trope. you can shoot me but it won't make me stop ☝️
dwayne talks a lot to paul. it's something paul adores immensely. he's very fond of dwayne's voice and has been since they've known each other. cue dwayne talking endlessly about something, even if quietly, and paul's got his head propped up by his hand and is watching very fondly.
removing my half from the equation, i think i can still apply the whole. i want you to be a vampire with me so we can live in eternal bliss together. i still think both come after marko. because why not. something something paul feels mildly bad about wanting to turn dwayne but there's that lingering selfishness of wanting to live forever with his lover yadda yadda.
i am very fond of the idea of hair care between the two, and maybe that's because hair care is something special to me and it'll -1 my health every time i see it. i just like the scenario where they're doing post-feeding care to each other. cleaning up, lounging, whatever else you can think of. blood is matted in their hair and they both take time to work out the kinks and knots and making sure either of them are comfortable and whatnot...i'm so fucking normal
i'm just gonna leave this here. paul bites dwayne on his hips/general abdominal area. totally for reasons you can imagine. yes, he does it because dwayne doesn't wear a shirt. i too am rolling my eyes
how freaky do i wanna make this, actually. should i make this freaky? staring off into the distance. i don't know man, i think them salaciously licking the blood off each other's bodies is hot or some shit leave me alone. i do think dwayne is a little more . it's sporadic on his end and it's seen as a huge act of intimacy. whereas paul, yes it's intimacy, he does it to tease and fluster.
i said on the x-reader blog that paul has a boner for praise, and nsfw joke aside, dwayne giving him any sort of "good words" makes paul's head explode. in a good way. and it's also a little unexpected, because even as comfortable as dwayne is around paul, sometimes dwayne just is quiet. just prefers to not be super wordy but in a more comfortable manner. so when dwayne is just staring at paul and goes "you're so beautiful, you know?", paul just kinda !;!:!;&:?:$:?::):& about that. he's used to being the forward one, not the other way around. not that dwayne can't be forward...really dramatic pause...
you'll have to pry the "biting each other is a form of affection" from my cold dead hands, guys. dwayne and paul covering each other in puncture wounds but lovingly so is very peak ☝️
i feel like. when they go to sleep. they're usually huddled up next to each other. hanging from the roost. if one of them can't sleep (usually dwayne, for a multitude of reasons) the other (usually paul, he gets it) will sway the one unable to sleep. i also think that when they sleep, they exchange jackets for security. like yes bro your lover is right there. but let me wear your jacket so it feels like i'm inside you.
uhmm i think in relation to laddie (i have no idea if it's stated when he joins canonically?) they take on the guardian (or parental, whatever works) role towards him because. well A, i see them as the oldest of the group, and B, i think they wanna preserve the innocence of this kid. they don't push laddie to do anything he doesn't want to. maybe that's because of their own pasts. laddie's already gotten his hand of getting fucked up, they don't want this kid to feel worse. if laddie ever did succumb though, maybe they just inch him towards animal blood first. they're really caring towards this kid and it makes me want to bawl for five hours
speaking on laddie again though. if laddie looks distressed when going to bed (this is a kid who will have nightmares, more intense than your average kid), paul and dwayne don't hesitate going to bed with him. whatever keeps the kid feeling safe, you know?
i think if dwayne's blood-drunk, he starts getting way more affectionate than he typically would and that leads to paul being covered in bloody kiss marks. they're the [images of paul are overlayed]
that's all i have for this [for now, knowing me i might get thunderstruck later] at this moment. your local dwaynepaul selfshipper does in fact think about dwaynepaul alone themselves and loves it very much. take some more textpost funnies as content though.
i wanna have you to myself — hi welcome to the vampoly masterpost because they're on my brain superbad i hate the world
notes: i've had an itch to scratch in regards to finally making content for this ship. or at least a masterpost. i'll eventually do this with the other main ships as well, but again, since vampoly is on my mind the most........well. Yeah. to anyone who recognizes the formatting (since this'll be tagged publicly) hi wow crazy anyways. this is selfship content so if that isn't your thing you can dip ... please ... or i'll get embarra
content notes: bullet point style though
the ship contains dwayne/paul/marko/self insert because i'm just. yeah.
contains plot relevance to "the lost boys" but there's also some canon divergence. be it in the throuple's history together or the fact that i keep everyone alive....
mentions of ocs! probably! i have other ocs (two) for this movie. whistles and walks away.
obvious mentions of blood and violence; if not directly said in this masterpost then probably mentioned in the [linked] overview.
this masterpost contains: an overview link, thoughts on the S/I and the ship itself (both sectioned off), and a section dedicated to little postings that'll be repeatedly updated as i post more.
this isn't a content note. if you have a ship with any of the other cast can we be mutua—
Content Links! (will always be updated!)
Vampoly’s Overview On Toyhouse
S/I’s Reference Because Why Not
DwaynePaul Specific Thoughts
Vampoly Thoughts; Chloë-Focused
General Thoughts
This is my excuse to talk about Vampoly because I love them and they won’t leave my head and also maybe I kinda sorta wanna gain more mutuals who ship with the other characters (sound of microphone falling over) But also, this section contains thoughts on my S/I as well, because I think that’s fun or something. So it’ll be split into two sections so I can just run my mouth.
S/I Specific
I think I’ve sorta well-established that, out of the three involved, she turns first. Unlike what she does to her lovers though, she just got the blood-drinking method to get things started.
Chloë’s unfortunately really nonchalant about everything ever and everyone keeps calling this woman “peepaw” as a joke. Even before the turn.
She’s not from Santa Carla in the slightest, she is southerner-born. I guess you could consider her having grown up in SC, though.
Chloë still enjoys the taste of human food to a really bad “I can’t stop thinking about food” degree, and will eat a lot of it for sensational purposes. Since it doesn’t exactly give nutrition. If nutrition is required, she probably just has blood on her that she will put on food like hot sauce. Does she make the blood spicy? Well
Chloë stands at 5’8/173cm naturally, making her slightly taller than Marko (who I've adjusted to also be 5'8 but slightly shorter [5'8/172cm]. The boots she wears, which are pretty platformed and based on platformed Doc Martens, give her a height closer to Dwayne/Paul (so around 5’10-5’11).
Before her (vampiric) transition, Chloë dressed a lot more bundled up. In some aspects, a very toned down metalhead. Post transition, she just kinda embraced looking like fuck all.
This is a general tidbit regardless of the stage in her life, but since she’s a masculine presenting woman, she got accustomed to introducing herself as a guy to guys. The name she used was “Conner”, and this would jokingly give her the nickname “Cone-head” for no particular reason other than it being a funny nickname. Chloë’s only really known as a woman by people she grows close to. Or if it’s off the bat, someone different than her but in somewhat of a trustworthy sphere (so say, the OCs I have, but also Star).
Chloë doesn’t care to fly and somehow managed to retain being miffed about heights. She kinda really has to be forced into something related to heights, for example, the bridge scene where she just gets kinda dragged down and falls with people she trusts.
The OCs I have for this movie (Micah + Jackson) are both turned into halfies by Chloë. One was intentional (Micah begging) and one was unintentional (Jackson consumed blood).
Because I think it’s funny lore that pertains to me anyways, Chloë would definitely know about Mayhem’s debut album. Is probably jittered by the band’s later lore.
It’s mentioned in the selfship overview that Chloë has snakes. She has a piebald ball python named “Ghost”, an emerald tree boa named “Ouroboros”, and a D'Albertis python named "Serperus"; all three are described as relatively relaxed but Chloë is very picky about who handles them.
Vampoly Specific
Hi, to anyone who hasn’t heard me ramble or dipped into this ship’s overview, they’re a extensive history couple. Me when I’m bound to the hip by my friends and we all grew up troubled and now we’re stuck for life I fucking guess.
IDC THIS IS FOR ME!!! This ship is full of bisexuals, asexuals, and BPDers. Shrugs and walks away.
They’re all the physical age of 24. Dwayne and Paul give “oldest of the group” vibes, whereas Marko gives deceptively older, and I just like to age match.
They make it work somehow, but whenever Chloë goes biking around alone, it’s sort of become a thing that Dwayne, Paul, and Marko tag along with her on the same bike. If someone breaks an arm, it’ll probably be fine. It gets crammed but I really don’t think any of them care.
Chloë used to work a music related job and that was the best thing keeping the three of them afloat. That’s not to say that neither Dwayne, Paul, and Marko didn’t work or didn’t try to find work, rather, Chloë shouldered a lot of responsibility that left her exhausted. It would get to points where either guy would have to plead with her to let them help.
I associate them all with foxes, so right next to being called “Vampoly”, they’re also called “Vulpoly”.
They all live. Because I want them to. It’s more canon divergence…for me…and my well being…ok…plus I think Dwayne, Paul, and Marko deserve to be happy together ok let me have this.
Laddie has four parents I fucking guess? Dwayne’s the. Literally responsible one. Chloë, Paul, and Marko are like. The fun ones, I suppose…not that Dwayne isn't fun. He's also extremely goofy.
Uhmm uhm uhm Chloë, Paul, and Marko really like spoiling Dwayne a lot because (regardless of the stage in life) he would get really flustered by how affectionate they were ☝️ he enjoyed it of course but he wanted to explode at every moment.
Idk man they’re just silly goofy together gnawing on an arm together and sharing bloody kisses and biting each other. Vampoly sure does exist I guess . . .
