May 15, 2017
also it occurred to me after looking back over my blog that i haven’t posted a selfie in literally a year so here’s me now
basically i’m a lot blonder and a lot gayer
seen from Italy
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from Poland
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from Italy
seen from Italy
also it occurred to me after looking back over my blog that i haven’t posted a selfie in literally a year so here’s me now
basically i’m a lot blonder and a lot gayer
me: *about to say something about one of my kinks* brain:
i can’t fucking remember the url to my previous tumblr and it’s!! driving!! me!! crazy!!
my cat is sleeping on my leg and he’s so cute and so peaceful and i really need to get off the couch and go to sleep but i don’t want to disrupt him ahhhhhhhhh
Signs you've been in a relationship forever: your girlfriend walks into the bathroom and yells, "PLEASE TRY NOT TO HEAR MY ASS."
"RESPECT MY FUCKING SAFEWORD YOU FUCKING OLD MAN FUCKING TENTACLE FUCK"
Kinda wanna marathon Gravity Falls, kinda wanna sleep for a million years. Can't do either because I need to clean the apartment. OTL
Suddenly and horribly, I completely understand Beth Smith.