#pce lore

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Currently curled up under the new South Park blanket my fiancé got me, full of pesto pasta, ginger tea in the Kenny mug and equipped with an ice pack settling in for an early evening of ao3, but also I felt kinda pretty this afternoon idk here’s ya local Whumpshot Wizard who made it to twenty fuckin seven and shit

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Starting with my custom cat Melon! She's got a lot going on and a very big family!

Starting with her partners.

Marigold is her long distance partner who wanted to travel to the city and make a new life for herself. The two still see each other on occasion and send mushy love letters often. While the distance can be tough, the two have found other fulfillment and companions that softens the blow.

Maze is her current partner and one of her best friends from Earth. The two often go flower picking together, and also adventure together.

While Maiden isn't her direct partner, they are in a relationship with Maze as well. Melon doesn't mind sharing, loving the quiet time to themselves, but never found themselves falling in love with Maiden. Instead, the two are really good friends, exploring hobbies Maze isn't into, like rock hunting, and music.

And we can't forget Maiden's mother Ledale. Ledale is super independent, but got lonely all by herself, until Nestor found Maiden as a tiny kit and she quickly adopted her and raised her.

Mujarin is Ledale's recently adopted child, being an empty nester is no fun for her, though this kit is a bit more wild!

Next her children!

Allysum and Nightmare are her children with Marigold. She promised to care for them while Marigold lives in the city. They are fully grown now, but still live with the family. Despite their name Nightmare is the well behaved kid and Allysum is the one that creates chaos wherever it goes.

Kumquat is their adoptive child with Maze and Maiden, while they were trying to make a polycule work out. While the relationship may have failed, Melon loves him incredibly! Overly babying him, making him a bit bratty.

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Just need to make sure y’all know that when I say “chat” on here I mean like the hypothetical comment thread in my nonexistent gaming stream not chatgpt ok I am saying that in a CaseOh way and not a Garbage Human Using AI For Something way

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So my sister is doing the 72 ounce steak challenge for her four years sober and like… if only OrangeJuiceVerse Stan wasn’t our vegetarian king… maybe Tweek could do it idk. Stan pullin a Me out here taking pictures and being moral support with my baked potato and side salad

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Local Wizard is 13 months sober ayoooo also I still have not finished the Tweek hitting his 1 year Bedtime Story because I am the actual worst and am a fanfiction writer who doesn’t write her fanfiction

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Been reading so much style fanfiction I almost called my fiancé “Stanley” last night when I was annoyed with him. His name is nothing close to Stanley.

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Ooooooof I’ve been missin in action I know I know it’s been over four days, had a tornado come through my area and my neighborhood was without power all weekend 😬 lots to catch up on I see, time to get back to my boys

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I got so egregiously triggered last night, like easily the worst it’s been since getting sober, and for the last ~2ish hours of my shift I got through solely by thinking about Kyle Broflovski and I think that is incredibly Stanley Down Bad Marsh of me