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Love your little dino feet, Ralph. :)
Alberta: I admit, the caudofemoralis is lacking a great deal of accuracy, but the reality is under this terrifying durophagic visage I am but a simple hominid built for bipedal motion… or that’s something I WOULD say if I were some kind of NERD…
[Yukon and Alberta are now available to answer questions too!]
YK: Sorry we’re late or whatever.
AB: I’m not sorry, the dramatic entrance was all according to plan.
(OOC: Hapo here- tablet is currently out of order so please enjoy my ball point pen scrawling on a uni memo pad... in the spirit of inktober!)
Bonus
Please tell me that Ralph has destroyed a tiny block town with tiny model trains with that costume!
Nova Scotia: Ready, Ralphzilla? We’re about to go live. No problems there, Newfie? (Ugh, I got ink on me!)
Newfoundland: We’re good here.
Alberta: Ready!
Nova Scotia: It was a peaceful day in Campbelleville. The sun shone down on the bay of Fiddler’s Cove. Folks walked in and out of chair tower to work. Everything was peaceful… until Ralphzilla appeared from over Kitchen Valley (heehee).
Alberta: ROWR!
Alberta: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWR!
He destroyed the cove, the lighthouse, and the bacon soup factory!
He demolished the town centre and even the saloon!
He ate sweet, sugary structure, and each sweet, sugary citizen!
Others: “Oh, no!” “My baby!” “My sweet, sugary behind!
Alberta: ROOOOWR! *munch munch*
Satiated, Ralphzilla then falls into a deep hibernation… for now.
Where’d you end up finding the key?
New Brunswick: Oh, my Nova Scotia’s always prepared for the worst-case scenario. It’s in his blood.
Nova Scotia: while only I gotta oversee the lighthouse operations… they weren’t in their usual place. They were hidden in the couch. I, uh… they must’ve fallen out of my pocket one night and I didn’t notice until now.
YK: I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation…
Canada: Hey Nova. I saw the picture on your blog. It looks great!
NS: thanks! Hey, you’re free to come on over or call in when we’re live. I got more guest houses!
Canada: maybe closer to Halloween? America is staying for Thanksgiving, so I’m a little busy right now.
America: Dude! Turkey soup is totes ready, brah! Ya don’t hurry, I’m gonna eat it all!
Canada: I gotta go Nova, bye!
NS: bye, have fun!
The Witch
Yukon: Alberta, if this is you again...
Alberta: I-it’s not me! Nova?
Nova Scotia: It’s coming from the speakers. They’re tied to the Lighthouse communication equipment!
Yukon: Why do you have speakers in your house if it’s all electronic?
Nova Scotia: Uh, plot convenience?
Alberta: C’mon! To the light house!
Yukon: Look, up above the fog!
Nova Scotia: It’s a ghost!
Alberta: It’s a teenager!
Yukon: It’s...
New Brunswick: Bon Soir! Your witch is here!
Nova Scotia: Bonnie! You made it!
Alberta: Lookin’ good!
Yukon: Nice.
New Brunswick: Hee hee, thanks!
Nova Scotia: Alright, Trickster, come on down and we’ll treat ya!
New Brunswick: Thanks, but, uh...
I’m Nova Scotia and this is the Project Canada Halloween Special 2017!
Until the others come over, I’m happy to answer any question ya got!
It’s time to believe!
[month-long event! -Darkside]
To everyone! Will you be patricipating in the most important part of halloween; tricks? Any plans on pranks to pull on eachother?
Yukon: Tricks? Hmm, no. Not really my thing.
Alberta: Well~, heh heh, maybe I will, maybe I won’t~.
Yukon: you’re not planning on sending everyone those jumpscare videos?
Alberta: Oh, please! I can do better than that.
Nova Scotia: ugh, those are the worst! It ain’t fear, it’s just a li’l panic attack. I guess I don’t mind joining in on some harmless fun, but I think I left my pranking bone back when I was a wee christer.
Alberta: by the way, you gonna drink that, Nova?
Nova Scotia: uh, yeah, why?
Alberta: oh, no reason!
Yukon: I told you he wouldn’t fall for that.
Nova Scotia: when you get as old as I do, ya know when something’s shaken, not stirred, kiddo, heheh!
Alberta: hey, I ain’t no kid!
Yukon: sure you’re not.
Nova Scotia: thanks for your question!
Bonus:
[art by Darkside and Hapo.]
