#peanis

[dick-cock-penis-phallos-official]

i do not have time to jerk off. i need to play minecraft.

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Welcome to the Brainfart Factory

South Park Episode Guide

☼ 23 yrs | he/him | eng/esp/ger ☼

Writer, fanartist, shitposter & terminal yapper. Welcome to my South Park blog where I exclusively post about the poop & fart show

I don't mind spam likes/reblogs/comments/replies/etc. If you're coming from ao3 don't hesitate to tell me that, I'm always happy to hear from my readers ;) If you leave an anon ask please put an identifier or I might not respond

Below: Tag Guide, Boundaries, My Fics & Links to my favorite posts.

TAG GUIDE

#my art ~ just my sp fanart #my fic ~ general fic/writing related #chaos plan ~ anything relating to my fic Chaos Plan. fanart under: #chp fanart #strike four ~ anything relating to my fic Strike Four. fanart under: #str4 fanart #fanart rbs ~ reblogged sp fanart #fic rec ~ fics i recommend lmao #character analysis ~ long posts where I pseudo analyze character-related stuff. can also just be ramblings in the tags. other people's analyses under: #others analysis #analysis ~ not specifically character related (under construction) #writing stuff ~ writing related asks, tips, reblogs, rambles, etc. #lucho yaps ~ me talking shit #SMATLL propaganda ~ hate for alottodix' silly camp half blood AU fic

All other tags are probably self-explanatory lmao

BOUNDARIES:

This is a safe blog for transgender people, including anyone under the umbrella (transbinary & all non-binary and unlabeled identities). TERFs are not welcome and I block freely.

Minors are discouraged from interacting with me (you can browse through the blog, but I'll avoid actively interacting with you). South Park is rated 18+ and all CWs for the show also apply to this blog and my fics.

Yes, I am anti-censorship. No, I don't condone proshipping on my blog. These two things can coexist.

MY FICS

Chaos Plan

178k words, Chapters 28/41 (in progress) Mysterion & Chaos centered thriller-type longfic; Gen & M/M THIS IS NOT A DRILL PLEASE DO NOT ABBREVIATE IT TO THE ACTUAL INITIALS OKAY JUST SAY THE WHOLE FIC NAME OR USE CHP I'M BEGGING

Chaos Plan Plus (Max)

10k words, Chapters 2/8 (in progress, updated according to the Chaos Plan plot); Bonus scenes to Chaos Plan

Strike Four

18k Words, Chapters 2/8 (in progress); Kyle-centric fic set in 4th grade as he comes out as a trans guy. Gen; South Park-esque satirical tone

Reset, Resume, Repeat, Pause.

10k words, Chapters 1/5 (in progress); Set in high school as Butters inexplicably remembers one of Kenny's deaths. In the process of investigating how and why, Kenny accidentally falls in love instead.

Beer Stain Blanket

1k words, Chapters 1/1, character study of Stan in the context of an unfinished/unpublished college dropout roadtrip AU

brainfart masterlist (under construction because tumblr deleted the link embeds?):

Case analysis: How Kenny would react if someone remembered his deaths

Case analysis: More on Kenny & him telling other people (esp. Butters) about his curse

Butters character breakdown: the Dikinbaus episode

Food for thought: Butters & Stan, in Butterballs vs. Going Native

An attempt to diagnose Victor Chaos

Empathy vs. Moral Compass: Kyle vs. Stan

Why I started shipping bunny (lol)

A study on the Cartman-Kenny-Butters dynamic (bunny related)

Headcanons: SP characters and sports

A deep dive into Kenny's heroic tendencies

[loopyloo1213]

Kiss Week

Rook (Calliope/Pea) and Lucanis 💜

I’m normal about this pair…honestly 👀

[dannirr00ni]

peanis

hi liv....

[flamboyant-king]

And then Harvey throws the piece of concrete thru the pillar Liam is hiding behind.

I saw this during my nap yesterday hdhjs

[pcktknife]

fandom osmosis. jojo's bizarre adventure or jshk

jojo: lots of weird buff men who have even weirder creatures called stands they can summon. all of which are named after songs/bands/musicians??? alot of dramatic posing and weird plot lines. people seem to like marine biologist guys daughter jolyne ? and her sapphic prison troupe(hermes + foo fighters who isnt actually human i dont think) . thats stone ocean though which is different from the other parts also dios a vampire (everytime i try to stop writing i remember something different help lol)

jshk: a girls indebted to one of the seven wonders of her school the infamous hanako chan! except he's a dude instead of the typical lil girl. supernatural shit ensues there's other characters but this aint about them i guess one of thems like a exorcist tho so uh oh

[dick-cock-penis-phallos-official]

*checks my pants* oh shit oh fuck

[dick-cock-penis-phallos-official]

there's blood everywhere on me peanits and thigh