#peebee4life

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Ryder and Liam 2

Liam: So Ryder, I've got another question.

Scott: Does it involve Peebee and I having sex.

Liam: No. Yes. Kind of?

Scott: At least you're semi-honest.

Liam: Well I was curious. Biotics. Do you guys use them when you sleep together?

Scott: Yeah. All the time.

Liam: What's it like?

Scott: Trust me. You haven't lived until you've had kinky sex while floating around in a zero g environment while she uses biotics to enhance every last sensation

Liam: Wait..

Scott: Yes.

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Vetra and peebee

Peebee: soooooo you can get anything from your contacts?

Vetra: Pretty much anything that was brought along, I can eventually track it down?

Peebee: So guns, parts, armor?

Vetra: Yep, also food, personal items, contraband. Stuff like that

Peebee: What about clothes?

Vetra: Oh yeah, especially for Asari and humans, they wear basically the same stuff.

Peebee: What about lingerie?

Vetra: I'm sure I could- wait? Lingerie?

Peebee: Yeah! Lingerie!

Vetra: Why would you..? Oh.

OH.

Peebee bites her lower lip and smiles

Vetra: That poor boy.

Peebee: I'm just doing my part in making sure our Pathfinder is rested and relaxed!

Vetra: uh-huh. The fact that you're pretty much in love with him doesn't have anything to do with it.

Peebee: Excuse me, it's not pretty much! It is! Now get me my sexy underwear!

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That smile is to die for, those eyes are beautiful!!

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Peebee and Ryder

*Peebee tackles Scott, knocking him flat on the ground* Peebee: Hai! :D Scott: I love you too.

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Standard peebee maneuver

*cute girl walks up to Scott* CG: hi! :D you're the pathfinder right? Scott: Trying to be, maybe finding meridian will improve my resume. CG: *giggles* you found us a homeworld, I should think that gives you a leg up anywhere *winks* *PEEBEE BOYFRIEND SENSES ACTIVATED* Scott: *oblivious to the little flirt* well you'd think so but that's not always the case. But I can get a free lunch anywhere now. CG: oh? Are you hungry? There's a place nearby if you want to try it, id love a chance to get to know the pathfinder more *smiles meaningful* *CG is unaware of the impending cataclysm. Peebee is sneaking up behind Scott* *Scott is catching on*: while that is appreciated I am in a committed relationship. *Peebee feels a flush of happiness that is soon overwhelmed by rage at CG's next words* CG: well she doesn't have to know? Come on it'll be fun! Besides it takes a human to know what a human wants ;) *PEEBEE IS RAGE* *Peebee appears from nowhere and attaches herself to Scott. Who does not appear surprised in the slightest* *Unspoken woman code suddenly darts between the cute girl and Peebee* Peebee: MINE. BITCH BACK OFF OR DIE CG: HE MAY BE YOURS BUT HE WILL BE MINE *Scott looks down at peebee and smiles. Clearly the asari is the winner* Scott: This is my girlfriend Peebee, I guess you knew that already. I'm happy with her *Peebee clutches him possessively* Peebee: He is mine. That's all you need to know. *Scott blushes a little* CG: D: *defeated for now she makes an excuse and runs away* *Peebee victoriously leans on Ryder, savoring her epic battle with the random bitch trying to take her love. No one-* *Scott interrupts her train of thought by kissing her deeply* *Peebee is blush* *Scott thinks it's adorable*

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I would totally write a mass effect fic with Peebee and Scott if I had writing talent

And an audience

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Peebee: *Moves under the laundry*

Scott: *Reading a book, an actual book from the Milky Way, looks at the lump*

Peebee:*pokes head up* Hello! I’m back!

Scott: You’re in the laundry.

Peebee: I’m warm.

Scott: I just cleaned those

Peebee: Again, warm.

Scott: Destructor of my clean clothes.

Peebee: Woohoo!im the destroyer!

Scott: the destroyer isn’t getting any tonight.

Peebee: FUCK.