let's stop calling people dicks. let's stop saying people "shit" on things. let's stop giving it some curse-word name and instead something kindergarteners call each other because you're really acting like one right now and because in some manner of form, some people consider it an honor to be called a dick, and sometimes even willingly say they're "shitting" on something.
No. You're not a dick. You're a penis. A fucking genital, and not even the good one at that, you're a penis, not even the penis, you're a sad excuse for a clitoris. You're not "shitting" on something, you're pooping on it. Squatting on it and dragging it around almost like a dog but that'd be doing a disservice to all the nicer dogs I've met because at least they were either aggressive or kind, you're just weirdly obnoxious. Like a penis.
