The outlandish tales of Captain Teague
“Me memories of’me father be foggy at best. Disease drove him mad, the poor man.Though I do fondly recall his fascinating tales of his adventures with the extraordinary Captain Teague. A true gentle man of fortune, he would admiringly claim.Together they explored the farthest corners of th’ map and encountered the mythical beasts of yer wildest imagination! Married a young beauty of the savage Pelegosta Tribe, the Cap’n did, only outsider dare to do so. Attempted to steal her away, but was foiled by a monstrous typhoon just of th’eastern coast of the island. Honored as a god he was but unfortunately the bride met an unpleasant fate for doing the unthinkable. A child they left behind an’ raised by the cannibals as one o their own. Old salt Teague escaped by the skin of ‘is teeth, just like his offspring did many years later...apples fall not far from th’ tree says I... lucky bastard that Jack Sparrow! Hidin’ from the Kraken he was!”
