#penis blast

[inkmo]

just in time for #wizardwednesday yeah I'm sure that's probably a real thing

[prokopetz]

When you see a post about a wizard casting Penis Blast without further elaboration, what kind of spell do you picture them casting?

A blast which issues from the penis

A blast which strikes the penis

A blast which conjures a penis

A blast which grants its target a penis

A blast which transforms its target into a penis

A blast which itself resembles a penis

A blast which in some metaphysical sense IS a penis

A blast invented by a wizard named Penis

Other (specify)

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

[the1trueanon]

Can't believe I never shared Penis Blast Rayman on here what the hell have I been d o i n g

[icrushthealien2]

Penis Blast in Heaven Studio. i dont know why either

thanks @snapscube for the og song

[wizard-at-large]

Krillin Penis Blast

[digihowl]

YOU ARE PENIS

[loafy-loaf]

Dresh uses an ancient and powerful spell

(Thanks to inkmo for the original idea)

[netscapenavigator-official]

Back before we stopped having Satellite TV and switched to streaming services, I have this vivid memory of a very specific Adult Swim buffer cartoon of this pixel art duo of heroes fighting this villain, and the male half of the duo literally penis blasts their opponent, as an attack. I only ever saw it once, and sometimes I think about it and how crazy it was, especially with the rise of the “penis blast” meme on Tumblr. I wish I could find it, but something tells me that searching “adult swim penis blast buffer” on YouTube isn’t going to get me anywhere.