Torvin the Green, Wizard-At-Large

Are you plagued by that pesky warlock? Trapped in The Mind Orb? Did a potion make all your bones fall out - again? Has the chanting finally ceased, only to come back louder and more dramatic? Send me an ask, and I’ll see if I can help.

[wizard-at-large]

it’s pride month, wizards, you know what that means

[kenku-aracne-shenanigans]

Gay spells?

[wizard-at-large]

:)

[wizard-at-large]

If you ever feel like your ideas are too ridiculous just remember there are still Gaylor Swift Truthers in 2026.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift: I'm dropping hairpins. I'm a friend of Dorothy. I'm obsessed with Killing Eve. I have the entire girl in red album on repeat. I write sapphic love songs. I reference queer history and art like I'm autistic and it's my special interest. When dating it's like I'll hang out with him or hang out with her. I'm James. Gay pride makes me ME. I use 100 "Deadass thought I made it obvious."-lil nas x-esque rainbow and lesbian flag colored visuals per year. I constantly use gay signals codes and flagging that have been a staple of finding community in the queer community for ages. None of my queer friends seemingly tell me to stop doing this even tho most of my team and most of my friends are queer. I use the lesbian salute every time I salute. I wrote love songs about women on an album I say is about my life.

The Most Undeucated Queer Person You Know: clearly this is the straightest woman alive.

[nobodys-odyssey]

@algds since you asked I'll tell you even tho you're being a rude motherfucker

When dating hanging out with men and women:

Lesbian salute

Gay pride, in a list of things that makes taylor who she is

James. Taylor is literally named after James Taylor

Deadass thought I made it obvious

More in the reblog (fuck you tumblr image limit)

[nobodys-odyssey]

Killing Eve & Girl in Red

the girl in red post was during lesbian visibility week too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/s/TIPdLRNNdh

https://www.eonline.com/news/1040111/taylor-swift-reveals-the-music-and-tv-shows-she-can-t-get-enough-of

Sapphic love songs

Friend of Dorothy (or, Dorothea)

Hairpin Drop

Twisting TWO SEPERATE PHRASES to say hairpins instead of the og phrase

The og phrases are "hear a pin drop" and "hair trigger"

In conclusion

@algds

[nobodys-odyssey]

Dammit I forgot the references

[wizard-at-large]

me when I’ve never heard of queerbaiting and my parasocial fave is a cis woman engaged to a cis man who exclusively dates cis men

[bearie]

[sreegs]

he's banned again

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[wizard-at-large]

Happy Pride pjackk

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow flag

lesbian flag

gay flag

bisexual flag

pansexual flag

asexual flag

aromantic flag

transgender flag

non binary flag

intersex flag

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[thyrell]

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

[verthanthi]

Stromboli got game

[scoriarose]

You're not doing it wrong if no one else knows what you're doing.

[probuccalfat1]

guy whose last post is "wood nymph pussy hits different" and is never heard from or seen again

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

[oysters-aint-for-me]

the old friends senior dog sanctuary fan tumblr did this

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[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

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[moddys-personal-stuff]

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[averyroundbird]

FREE HIM

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified chicken post

[philly-peroxide-deactivated2026]

if i see one of the white guys from oasis on my feed more than five times i log off

[wizard-at-large]

it’s pride month, wizards, you know what that means

[genderkoolaid]

so are we just supposed to ignore kendrick lamar having lyrics about killing trans women? “toupee drop and a dude just popped out t of that tank top and bra / and when i say du du du du, bitch that be k-dot” ? he’s talking about shooting and killing a woman when he finds out she’s trans aka trans panic. he’s a vile transphobe, why are you platformong him?

think you've got the wrong lyrics there

Toupée drop and her two tits pop Out of that tank top and bra And when I say "Doo-doo-doo-doo," bitch, that be K. Dot

and notably in context he is. not talking about murdering the woman he's rapping about here? from the genius annotations

A Toupée is an artificial hair piece, for all practical purposes, a wig. Toupée, like touche and en garde, is a french word. Toupee is being used here in the sense of a convertible…like drop the top…when Kendrick is driving and drops the top on his convertible, his girl can’t help but get a little loose and let the girls out. This ["doo-doo-doo-doo"] is Kendrick’s signature ad-lib likely developed from his song “Cartoon & Cereal.” This ad-lib is meant to resemble gunshots. This is something Kendrick came used to due to his upbringing in Compton, a city known notoriously for its high crime rate. K-Dot was Kendrick’s original rap name, and has now become an alter-ego. While Kendrick himself is laid back and calm, K-Dot is the more aggressive Compton side.

but thanks for sending me three separate asks about how kendrick lamar loves killing trans women. nothing about this feels racist at all

[this-is-trans-joy]

Kendrick noteably has a song about his uncle (a trans man) and his cousin (a trans woman) that is probably up there as one of his most heartfelt songs of all time, but I remember on an old blog where I once posted one thing about Kendrick and someone immediately jumped into my inbox berating me for talking about an antisemitic artist (and similarly to the above anon, they had completely confused their information).

I know Kendrick isn’t perfect, but I used to talk about a lot of artists on my old blog and coincidentally it was only the Black artists that had multiple people explaining to me exactly why I shouldn’t listen to them, with baseless and incorrect information that they hadn’t bothered to look up properly. I don’t just think this anon is being racist, I know they are because the second you mention a rap artist, it seems like every white person on tumblr has to crawl out of the woodwork and try to hide their overall disdain for Black artists with random excuses as to why those artists are the most dangerous and violent people alive.

You’re not slick. You could’ve spent five seconds searching up “Kendrick Lamar and trans women” into Google and you’d immediately be linked to Auntie Diaries, but you decided to choose a misheard lyric in a song that didn’t mention trans women once and berate someone for sharing a single Black artist. I’ve seen these games before, anon!!

And not just any Black artist, either, but one who is like… actively trans supportive! I’ve said it before, but Kendrick Lamar has done more for me as a trans man than pretty much every white popstar that tumblr loves to put on a pedestal for simply saying “protect the dolls” once in an interview. Kendrick’s not the perfect ally, but he sure as hell is a genuine one.

Anyway, go listen to Mr Morales & The Big Steppers.