Torvin the Green, Wizard-At-Large

Are you plagued by that pesky warlock? Trapped in The Mind Orb? Did a potion make all your bones fall out - again? Has the chanting finally ceased, only to come back louder and more dramatic? Send me an ask, and I’ll see if I can help.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wizard-at-large]

I saw Hoofie Cloptor at the ponies’ sacrament

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[wizard-at-large]

[wizard-at-large]

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[pseudomantis]

[pseudomantis]

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[silveme]

[geniusoflove]

andi and spencer and neos excellent birthday cake

[twerkyvulture]

Star Trek: Dril Space Nine (part 3)

[ratfuck]

"I'm going to kill you so fucking hard your head blows up, motherfucker!" - William Riker

Star Trek: The Next Generation, 1987-94, created by Gene Roddenberry

[sreegs]

reblogging this again because this phrase has wormed its way into my brain so hard i can clearly hear riker saying this as if it were from an actual episode

[sreegs]

[rnavka]

[rnavka]

[rnavka]

[thegalacticbucket]

[evilscientist3]

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

[sludgenaut]

[wizard-at-large]

oh my god

[pissvortex]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mmm haha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ahaha mmmm

[hustlerose]

dr pepper

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mm ahaha mmm

[hustlerose]

mmmm

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

haha mm

[hustlerose]

mm ha mmmmm hahaha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[nachoparty]

My post is awesome!