#penis mention

[prokopetz]

It's actually kind of striking how rapidly the ads on ostensibly respectable platforms have changed in the last 12–18 months. I've been getting penis enlargement scams and pyramid schemes that don't even bother to pretend to be otherwise on YouTube – it's like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain't an encouraging sign!

[neutralkink]

I think it’s hot to feel helpless. After they cum inside your pussy with their cock and pull out, you feel helpless and have to just lay there feeling conquered. So fucking hot.

[burichu]

Gentle reminder that dicks come in all shapes and sizes

Some curve up, some curve to the left, some have no curve at all

Some circumcised, some with foreskin (that vary in length too!)

Some short and thick, some long and slender, even some with unusual (in a good way) proportions

There’s growers *and* showers, and sometimes growers go from an innie to a 7” club in a matter of moments

[transmascpolls]

Transmascs: if you want a penis, how long would you want it to be?*

<2 inches

2-3 inches

3-4 inches

4-5 inches

5-6 inches

6-7 inches

7-8 inches

8-10 inches

10+ inches

Do have a penis (feel free to mention size in the notes if fully comfortable)

Other answer / unsure

See results / not transmasc / no desire for a penis

Voting ended onMay 30

*when soft in case of people who wouldn’t experience / wouldn’t want erections

[queer-offical]

today i learned that "gaying instrument" is old timey slang for dick

[gallusrostromegalus]

How many people (and who) have accidently sent nudes to the group chat?

One guy tried to digitally flash the Gotei-13 by "accidentally" sending pictures of his genitals to the groupchat with every female member directly @'d, and then pretended to flail around in "OH NO! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED! OH NO! DON'T LOOK I'M SO EMBARRASSED!!" instead of deleting them.

Unfortunately for him, his antics drew the attention of "Single Father Whose Young Child Was Just Exposed To Unwanted Penis" and "Former Best and Most Expensive Whore In The Rukongai Who WILL Tell You About It At Length and girth" Zaraki Kenpachi, who had recently discovered how to use Admin Privileges.

Zaraki promptly locked all Minors out of the main chat, Locked The Offender in, gave everyone an "Opt-out-until-all-clear" link, declared it "Hornyposting Hours" until further notice, and kicked off the Sausage party with images of his own "Sword of Heaven".

As one might imagine, the offender did not compare favorably.

Zaraki then Very Benevolently offered the offender "Constructive Criticism" about the shape, size and twenty-two other characteristics of the offender's genitals, along with suggestions about Best Possible Use and Alternative Techniques to develop, "because you're going to need to".

Chat immediately descended into a Bacchanalia of Dicks, Tits, Ass, and even some exceptionally bold Pussy, cheerfully looking to shame the offender and perhaps catch the attention of The Sword Of Heaven's Wielder. DMs were exchanged, Exceptionally Nuanced discussion of sexuality and consent was had, terrible jokes were jokes made, Memes were created (including the "GOT ANOTHER ONE LADS" Bisexual Zaraki flag), and a Jolly Good Time was had by all (save one) until about 9PM when Zaraki declared that it was a school night and he had to go to bed, go bother the Ninth if you want a hornychat.

Tousen, who works nights to get the papers out in the morning, waking up to the sound of his pager going off like a string of fireworks: "...I'm going back to bed."

[ieatsporks11]

matt rose's bad dates video but utdr (plus uty) characters

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

manly dude trying to boast: My dick is big enough that it would actually be actively uncomfortable if I tried to penetrate you with it! Like, for both of us! Neither of us would find it enjoyable!