#penisgate

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

there are some news stories that are a little outside of tintin's expertise, believe it or not

also fuck the olympics

[gigglepuffpixie]

why is this not the onion

[toxicanonymity]

[couldbeglorious]

france should reorient the career of that pole jumper from the last olympics to go do ski jumps instead

[hamletkin]

injects acid into my penis to become more aerodynamic but i'm dyslexic and i use hydrochloric acid instead of hyaluronic and my peepee melts off :c

[konwasie]

[questionableroyalty]

[gwydionmisha]

Penisgate erupts at Olympics; scandal exposes risks of bulking your bulge

Claims of penis injections in ski jumpers has fillers spewing into the news.