#penny harem

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Asshole: Who decided the Clanker Should be incharge of Keeping us safe!

Jaune: *Drawing Crocea Mors* I'm Sorry-

Weiss: *Summoning Arma Gigas* -Did you just-

Ruby: *Readying a Shot* -INsult Penny?

Asshole: ...

Asshole: ...

Asshole: On Second thought, I'm very happy to have someone protect us, no matter their origin of creation.

Ruby: Excellent Choice of words.

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Jaune points to penny " did you bang the robot ruby?

Ruby " .... Yes

Jaune " well so did I

Penny " then maybe you too should also bang

Week later

Ruby " and that yang is how i became part if a trouple

Yang " 😭😭 you use to watch blues clues

Weiss: Is that truly what happened?

Blake: I mean, They were less crude about it, but yeah. Jaune and Ruby slept with Penny, Ruby told Yang about it, and That's what set her off this time.

Weiss: Hmm. Well, then I need to speak to them as well.

Blake: You also slept with Penny?

Weiss: I also slept with Penny.

Blake: ... Please don't leave me with "Console Yang" Duty again.

Yang: *Sobbing* Her favorite Ice cream was Cookie Dough! She'd always have on top of fresh Baked Cookies!

Weiss: Sorry, I have to be a part of my girlfriend's harem.

Blake: Where's my Harem ...

Weiss: There's a member right there *points at Yang* Goodbye!