#arculus rift

[brokentrafficknight]

Does Winter pass the Adrian test? I feel like she barely passed due to the fact that she works with Penny who acts like a child.

Barely is fighting words. Babysitting an android is great prep!

Penny's innate ability to run minecraft is also an easy win con.

[howi99]

Jaune: *holding hands with Penny, using his aura to recharge her* So... Is it working? Do you feel any better? Are your batteries recharged?

Penny: *Who lied to Jaune about needing to get recharged, enjoying the warm sensation of his aura, which is one of the few sensations she can actually feel in her mechanical body* I-i'm afraid my batteries are recharging at a slower pace than expected- *hic*! We must keep going for an hour or two- *hic*!

Jaune: *smile* Alright; i'll stay by your side as long as you need.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Hey, did you know that Donuts had larger holes back in, like, the 20's?

Ruby: How do you know that?

Jaune: ...

~A few nights ago~

Penny: Jaune? May I 'Stack Donuts on it?'

Jaune: Uh ... Sure?

-----

Penny: I'm going to need donuts of an older fashion.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Penny: The original Donut machine was produced in the late 1920's to early 1930's. Before that, hand-made donuts had larger centers on average.

Penny: And I may need to employ old tactics for this kind of occasion.

~~~~~

Jaune: ... Read about it online.

[howlingday]

Ruby: (At table with just Jaune and team) This is so uncomfortable.

Penny: (Walks up)

Weiss: I have a feeling it's going to be even more uncomfortable.

Penny: Jaune.

Jaune: (Shark!Faunus) Penny.

Yang: (Takes drink)

Penny: I'm pregnant.

Yang: (Spits it out)

Penny: (Leaves)

RWBY: (Staring at Jaune)

Blake: I... had no idea you two-

Jaune: Yeah, we... (Stands) I... should go.

Yang: Wait, wait, wait! Hang on! You can't just walk away after she drops a bombshell like that! I've got questions!

Yang: (Follows) Y'know, just the usual, like how does a robotgirl sharkman hybrid work? Boy or girl? Freshwater or saltwater? Gills or gears-

Jaune:

Yang: (Slides down wall, Hand to her chest)

Jaune: (Keeps walking)

[spahhzy]

Jaune: ...well, let's see how this goes...uh Penny!

Penny: Salutations, friend Jaune, how are you?

Jaune: im good, uh...*takes Penny's hands*

Penny: Yes?

Jaune: I love having you in the city because though I can't see the stars, I have your freckles to look at.

Penny's brain:

Jaune: ...well, I tried.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Asshole: Who decided the Clanker Should be incharge of Keeping us safe!

Jaune: *Drawing Crocea Mors* I'm Sorry-

Weiss: *Summoning Arma Gigas* -Did you just-

Ruby: *Readying a Shot* -INsult Penny?

Asshole: ...

Asshole: ...

Asshole: On Second thought, I'm very happy to have someone protect us, no matter their origin of creation.

Ruby: Excellent Choice of words.

[littlelewdmable]

Good Vibrations

Penny: *Sitting on Jaune's lap*

Jaune: You know, you actually weigh less than I was expecting you to. Considering you're made of metal.

Penny: My frame is a highly durable, but light alloy that allows my weight to be that of an average girl my size while maintaining my combat effectiveness.

Jaune: Huh, that's cool. So is it- is your butt vibrating?

[dreamymaccready2287]

If youre still taking requests i demand happy dragonslayer yuri, for psychological reasons

okay, I'm being nice.

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Jeanne: Yang. Yang wake up.

Yang: *gasping awake* Jeanne!? Jeanne you're here! You're okay! *extremely desperate and tight dragonslayer hugs*

Jeanne: *hugging Yang back and petting her hair soothingly* Yeah, Dragon. I'm fine. Your knight's fine.

Yang: You're back, you're actually back...

Jeanne: Of course I came back, Ember. We omitted 'till death do us part' from our vows for a reason. I fought my way back to you, and I always will.

Yang: You're amaz- *hears bed creak*

Yang: *Suddenly in battle mode, ready to kill anyone who dare threatens her wife, lilac flames blazing across her eyes* What was that!?

Jeanne: Oh um, I brought along a few people when I came back... *leans to the side sheepishly to reveal two other naked girls*

Pyrrha: Hello again!

Penny: Salutations Friend Yang!

Penny: Friend Jeanne told us you might be interested in an orgy?

Yang: *with a strangled voice* Wh-at?

Jeanne: Yang, we have a decade of married sex I need to catch up on.

Jeanne: ...and I want to share you with them too cause I'm greedy.

Yang: *blushing furiously, looking between Penny and Pyrrha's naked bodies, overwhelmed* Greedy is good... I can work with that I think...