#arculus rose

[brokentrafficknight]

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[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: I have an issue. You see, Jaune is sexy. I find him Sexy. I want to fuck him- or more accurately, I want him to fuck me. The problem is, His massive fucking horse dick cannot fit in me. I've tried. So, I must ask of you ...

Ruby: Penny, could you modify yourself to be a cocksleeve for him?

Penny: ... I ... suppose depending on how big he is I may be able to rearrange things?

Ruby: Thanks! I just can't help but feel bad that he can only use toys - having someone he can hold and kiss and stuff - here 's a picture next to my arm for Reference!

Penny: ...

Penny: That ... is going to be a very difficult adjustment to make, but I believe I will be able to accommodate him.

[littlelewdmable]

penny has forgotten to delete her browser history (if she ever even thinks of deleting it) what do you think jaune and ruby find?

Ruby: "Cute redhead girl fingered by android"

Jaune: "Strong knight fucks android girl"

Ruby: "Cute robot get's double teamed by knight and reaper"

Jaune: "Proper blowjob technique"

Ruby: "How to make girls squirt"

Jaune: "Best breast size for titfucking"

Ruby: "Am I addicted to thighs?"

Jaune: "Hardcore hand holding"

Ruby: Lewd!

[dreamymaccready2287]

Ruby: *softly sighing* I wish I could kiss Penny...

Jeanne: Ruby, her hardware upgrade is going to be done in less than 2 hours.

Ruby: But that's so loooonnngggg! They should've let me do the installation, it would have been done so much quicker!

Jeanne: No, it wouldn't have. You would have gotten indescribably horny and romantic at seeing her opened up and would slow it down by stopping to kiss her every thirty seconds.

Ruby: *pouting, arms crossed* I hate when you're right about this stuff...

Ruby: Since I can't kiss Penny, can I kiss you then?

Jeanne: Ruby, I'm literally your wife. You can always kiss me.

[notmaplemable]

Ruby: *via scroll* Sorry, I can't come to team training today.

Yang: Why not?

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Ruby: Penny ate a bit too much candy last night and is having her first tummy ache.

Yang: ...

Penny: *Laying in bed* This is the worst pain I've ever experienced!

Jaune: ...A tummy ache hurts more than the time you died?]

Penny: ...Yes.

[infoglitch]

Goodbye

"when one joy, one love, one source of happiness ends, a new one begins."

(a formal apology to any nuts n dolts fans who did not want to see a 3-pair of their favorite ship and Jaune.)

@spahhzy, @epic-arc. This war has been on pause for a long while. And I hope you've got your rest, because it's season two now. And I'm the god damn BBEG.

October 31st. modern day.

Ruby: Jaune, it's been five years.

Jaune: I know, I just.. I need to do this Ruby.

Ruby released a sigh from her side of the scroll call.

Ruby: alright. Just don't be late for my birthday Vomit boy.

Jaune: wouldn't miss it for the world Crater face.

Jaune hung up as he got in his car. He inserted the keys with the engine roaring to life.

~~~~

Seven years ago. Beacon.

Penny: friend Ruby, may I inquire who this friend is?

Ruby: ah sure, Penny this Jaune. Aka vomit boy

Jaune: t-that was one time!

Penny: understood friend Ruby. Salutations friend Jaune. I am Penny Pollendina. It is a pleasure to meet one of Ruby's friends!

Penny stuck out her hand. Jaune looked at it before grasping.

Jaune: it's nice to meet you too uh.. friend Penny? Nice to see Ruby isn't just stuck with my team and hers- OW!

jaune yelped as penny grabbed his hands with an almost BONE CRUSHING strength as she began to shake his hand. When she let go jaune yanked back his hand and began blowing on it.

Jaune: ah, ah, AH, ah-ha that's a lot of strength for young lady.

Penny: "a lot of strength for a young lady" is that a problem friend Ruby?

Ruby: no of course not.

Jaune: I just meant for your p-physique you got a lot of strength... Then again I was surprised too when I saw Ruby carrying her weapon.. until I saw she had a good bit of muscle. Your clothes are really good at hiding how strong you are you know that Ruby?

Ruby: well what can I say? I like surprising my enemies.. and sometimes my friends.

Jaune: well it works!

Penny: it is extremely beneficial. when an enemy underestimates you they tend to not take you seriously which can be very dangerous if they find out their opponent is far more strong than they thought

Ruby: why thank you Penny.

Penny: anytime friend Ruby.

~~~~

Five years ago. Atlas.

Jaune found himself awake one night as he heard a knocking at his door. He yawned as he got up.he walked towards his door and opened it to see Penny standing in front of him. Her face red.

Penny: friend Jaune.. I require advice on friend Ruby.

Jaune raised an eyebrow before moving aside and motioning her inside.

After a few seconds.

Jaune: so.. you're asking me advice on Ruby and how to ask her out? Why?

Penny: friend Weiss and the rest of team Rwby were already busy. Specialist Schnee was in a meeting so.. I figured I'd go to you friend Jaune. You've known friend Ruby longer than I have.. not to mention certain feelings you've had about friend Ruby.

Jaune blushed deeply as he looked at Penny.

Jaune: who told you I wanted to date Ruby?

Penny: you did friend Jaune. Just now.

Jaunes blush intensified as he face palmed.

Jaune: w-well.. from my experience with Ruby shes pretty dense. If you want to be with her I'd say be direct.

Penny: ah, that makes sense.. now if I may inquire friend Jaune. Why have you not taken your own advice?

Jaune: well.. it's complicated

Penny: it doesn't seem complex to me, you like friend Ruby romantically yet you have chosen not to pursue those feelings.

Jaune: well yeah but, think about it, I've known Ruby since Beacon, we hung out, we traveled together after the fall, we fought side by side, and I've seen a part of that has almost died before you returned. Seeing her happy when she's with you.. I can't just step in and tell her, that's just a piece of shit behavior.. plus, lets be honest I never had a chance to begin with.

Penny: ah, so what you are saying is you are defeated, friend Jaune.

Jaune: defeated?

Penny: you have convinced yourself that there is no conceivable possibility of you and friend Ruby becoming a pair. You have in a sense defeated your hopes.

Jaune:.. that, that definitely makes sense. But Even if I did try she'd say no.

Penny: even if friend Ruby did, what matters is that you tried, friend Jaune. And it is not as if it would ruin anything between you. You two are friends, nothing can shatter that.

Jaune: huh.. you sure about that?

Penny: affirmative. I do not need to run a diagnostic. For I am certain.

Jaune: huh.. thanks Penny.

Penny: anytime friend Jaune. And thank you for your advice. I am glad we could have this talk.

Jaune: same here Penny, same here.

~~~~

Ruby was pacing back and forth as penny watched.

Penny: Ruby I guarantee you this will go well.

Ruby: how are we sure, I mean me and you are dating and jaunes 100% ok with that, what if he's already made peace with that and moved on. What if-

Penny stood up and grasped Ruby's hand.

Penny: Ruby, you know friend Jaune, we both know Jaune. There is nothing you could say or do that would ruin what you and him have. If he has come to terms then he is still your friend. Nothing will change that.

Ruby: Right.. right. Thank you Pen.

Penny simply smiled at her before kissing her forehead. Causing Ruby to blush a little.

The door soon opened as jaune stepped in, he nervously waved at the two.

Jaune: sorry I'm late. Nora needed help with something.. what did you wanna talk about?

Ruby: well uh.. it's.. you might want to sit down for this jaune.

Jaune simply nodded as he sat down. With Penny and Ruby taking a seat beside each other.

~~~~

Jaune stopped his car once he arrived. He got out and looked at the massive cemetery. Made for those who passed during the silent war. Jaune began walking past each of them. Seeing the names of those who fell.

Arslan Altan.

Mercury Black.

Ghira Belladonna.

Raven Branwen.

Qrow Branwen

Maria Calavera

Athena Nikos.

Oscar Pine.

Pietro Pollendina.

Whitley Schnee.

Emerald Sustrai.

Winter Schnee.

Neptune Vasilias.

Taiyang Xiao long.

Many more names, some jaune recognized and some he didn't. But he stopped one he saw one in specific.

Penny Pollendina.

Jaune knelt down and looked at it.

Jaune: heya pen. How uh, how you been? Ruby is doing alright, she and Yang finally got to grieve together. You should have seen us all, we were letting out the water works.. especially Ruby. I'm amazed I cried the least.. maybe I just got to because hey, I haven't lost anything.. I'm the only one who didn't lose anyone.. but you probably don't wanna hear that so I'll just get to the point.. we miss you Penny. Ruby misses you.. I miss you.. everyone does. You didn't deserve what happened to you, you didn't deserve to die like that, not when you were finally able to be human. Not when you finally had everything you wanted.. you didn't deserve any of what happened, you were just a girl.

Jaune takes a breath as he felt tears beginning to well.

Jaune: I love you Penny, Ruby loves you. We miss you and.. we wish you were here. Ruby may have grieved but.. but I can't, not when you died by my hands, not when your blood stains my blade, not when I'm the reason your gone.. I can never grieve.

Not when you're gone because of my incompetence

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

mayhaps i request penny ruby and jaune? i beg of thee... they are cute your honor. or just penny not really having a concept of withholding all her apreciation for people, both before and after getting a human body

Ruby squeaked in surprise as Penny latched onto her, burying her freckled face into the crook of the reaper’s neck.

“Ah! Penny!”

Penny sucked and nipped at the skin, causing many bright bruises, bringing splotches of color to Ruby’s pale skin.

It was only after she broke away that Ruby realized how bruised her collarbones and neck had gotten, causing her to blush as deep as her namesake.

~~~~~

Jaune was walking his dirty laundry out to the washers when he was slammed into at a high speed, yelping as Penny straddle him, before she dug her hands beneath his shirt and felt his abs.

“Penny! What’s gotten into you?!”

“Nothing but a sudden need to express my adoration for you!” 

She wore a cheshire grin, want and need shining in her eyes.

“You’re very Warm! I just needed to feel it. Apologies for the assault!”

Penny stood up, pulled Jaune to his feet and helped him pick up his clothes, then shoved her tongue in his mouth for half a second, and sprinted away after, leaving Jaune dazed and confused, but feeling very well loved.

~~~~~

“MMMMMH~”

Penny moaned into Ruby’s mouth as Jaune nibbled on her ears and left hickeys on her neck. The shorter leader pressed her against Jaune’s chest, their hands running up and down her body, and Penny was doing her damndest to keep up with both of them.

It was a losing battle.

She slipped her fingers under Ruby’s corset, pressing her tongue deeper into Ruby’s mouth as she was sandwiched between her two loves.

Penny couldn’t complain, and not just for the invader in her mouth. She was so happy that they decided to get back at her for doing what she did.

[dicknouget]

Arculus Rose (Jaune x Ruby x Penny)

Penny: Boyfriend Jaune!

Jaune: Yeah Penny?

Penny: I was looking online to buy something for Girlfriend Ruby’s birthday, and I found something that she would like. But I need your help with something!

Jaune: What is it?

*Penny pulls out a laptop with a captcha that says: I am not a robot*

*Jaune checks the box for Penny*

Penny: Thank you so much boyfriend Jaune!