After that lovely Sansa/Willas post, I'm dying to hear your Sansa/small Jon modern AU head canons, TBH.
Sansa has known Smalljon all her life because he's Robb's best friend, which makes it ridiculously awkward when they're caught canoodling out the back of the rugby club after the lads win the cup.
Nobody gets why Sansa is going out with Smalljon because he's this big blokey chap who's fairly ridiculous as a human being because he's pretty much always laughing at something, whereas Sansa is a bit odd and a little snooty and one of Those Girls. And everyone's like. What the hell. But Sansa's like "He lets me borrow his hoodies" as if that's an explanation, and everyone just gets more confused, which makes Smalljon laugh even more.
Smalljon? Smitten kitten. But he is also literally the first person to call her on her shit, and fully expects her to do the same if his teasing gets mean or he's just generally a prat. She also keeps an eye on him on nights out, because there's a few alcoholics in his family and, while he enjoys a few drinks, he worries.
He keeps his hair and beard short for her, because he knows she doesn't like his ponytail and hates the beard burn. In return, she wears her hair down a lot, because he likes to play with the ends of it when they're sitting together.
There is literally no drama in this relationship. They bickered constantly as kids, but once they hit about 14/15 they were like "hey this person is pretty cool," and by the time they started going out they just got one another completely. So they bicker, yes, and they keep an eye on one another, but by and large it's just really simple and easy.
Sansa is very strict about Smalljon's jeans bc the fit of them is very important to her.
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Lol good for you! What a horrible coworker, you have my sympathies. And tbh I put a lot more store in what Hogwarts house people are in ;)
Oh man, that colleague was systematic of what was wrong with my working environment at that time. I worked for the perfect charity for me but in the world's most poisonous atmosphere that I ended up turning down a dream role and going to work in a role that was as boring as fuck but for an NGO that was 10x nicer to work in.
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
I have never ever kissed anyone. And chocolate makes me sneeze.
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
I don't recall any really embarrassing stories (which is probably for the best) but I think I can go with a semi- embarrassing one:
I'm terrible at French but the one thing my teacher did before every lesson was make us say what date it was and how weather was. Every one of those sentences began with "Today is the ..." which is in French "Aujourd'hui nous somme...". So the word for "today" is etched into my mind even if I've forgotten everything else about the French language. In my tenth year my class went on a schooltrip to France and I went into a souvenire shop to buy a calendar. I'm a bit nervous at first because, as already stated, French isn't really my cup of tea. Imagine how proud I am when I manage talk to the cashier in French and on my way out I feel like an adult and really cool and awesome because maybe my French isn't as awful as I think it is. The cashier says "Au revoire!" and me being the French native speaker that I am, turn around and brightly answer with "Aujourd'hui!" and leave. It took me full three minutes to understand what was wrong with that exchange. My friend still makes fun of me for that.
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?