Prove what kind of Gay tmtmtm you are: QUICK! What's Jason Bateman's best/sexiest role?
This is going to sit in drafts while I try and reason out why this is a thing I'm being asked to do and WHY this is being asked specifically, but the Best Bateman is:
Why Pepper Brooks from DODGEBALL of all things?
The himbo energy. The famous meme line in the below gif? "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how well it pays off for them." The previous line gives SO MUCH CONTEXT in case you forgot lmao (Honorable mention to the bisexual seat adjustment here.)
Cotton McKnight : "I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match."
Pepper Brooks : "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."
THE ENERGY. I feel like if this character were introduced today the gays would be ALL OVER HIM.
