related mcu!au of the day that hopefully cheers you up inspired by the terfidiots of the day: tony goes public with his relationship with bruce and is increasingly Not Happy TM with the tabloids/public superficial response of "what, really? he should have dated cap, he's hot!". no one in the team is, as a result: 1) natasha and clint finally accept to tell their whole life story on live tv. they spend two hours talking about how cool bruce is 1/3
2) peter’s school spends three days getting “#besamebruce” trending (unrelated, deadpool starts #hotforhulk) (eddie starts a whole instagram in support) 3)steve stands up dramatically at a Very Important Dinner to tell everyone that since BRUCE rejected him he’ll never love again (bucky approves bc like hell THEY are going public) 4) t’challa sends a very formal and very flashy diplomatic party to ask for bruce’s hand (tony actually asks bruce to CONSIDER IT, THINK OF THE FREE TECHNOLOGY) 3/3 6) tony does not do anything flashy because bruce asks him not to. he does however spend a whole week planning a nice hack attack that will fuck up all tabloids’s servers, websites and printing machines for a week. bruce is actually very impressed. so impressed that he accepts to wear clothes that fit him very well and he actually ends up on a “sexy men of the year” list. tony plasters it on all stark’s building for week. 3/3
+BONUS: the guardians get peter quill in areally cheesy sci-fi costume to go to earth as " a foreign alien prince" to ask for bruce's hand. everyone considers making them fight wakanda's delegation for bruce's hand but bruce threatens to move to asgard.
ANON I WAS DEAD AT THE HOTFORHULK DEADPOOL THING BUT SDKLJGJKLSDLJKDGJSLKDSGJLKSDGJLK but
steve stands up dramatically at a Very Important Dinner to tell everyone that since BRUCE rejected him he’ll never love again (bucky approves bc like hell THEY are going public)
THIS IS GOLD I’M DEAD KLJGKJLLJKDLJS SLJDGJDSJLKSJLGKDGJLS BUCKY APPROVING OF IT IS KILLING ME
(tony actually asks bruce to CONSIDER IT, THINK OF THE FREE TECHNOLOGY)
LKJDSJLGKKLJSSGLJKDSGJKLDSGJKL THAT’S IC THO LIKE I’M CRYING BRUCE IS THERE LIKE WHAT IS MY LIFE I’M CRYING
kjgjkdsjkldsljgksgljdk THE SEXY MEN OF THE YEAR LIST *AND* THE HACKING ARE TOTALLY A+ ANON
lljgsjlkdjldjlsdglgsdsldkgjdskldgjlskgdsklgdsjklgdskldsgjkldsglksdg THE GUARDIANS
bruce threatens to move to asgard.
I’M SPITTING OUT A LUNG then thor shows up like A C T U A L L Y and bruce is just like I’m asking valkyrie to give me all the drinks in existence sdkljgljkdjslkgjlkdgs thank you anon this was genius
