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If there is something that I learned after the K*ist*l things is, the rumor girls can come and go but Kyungsoo is not going anywhere. So my friends hold your horses and relax because everything is going to be alright 😉
Words of wisdom to get us through! Thank you so much Anon! 💖💖
Karamatsu-Sama, I have to level with you…
I have a drivers test today and I’m extremely anxious about it. I’ve already failed the test twice and I’m unsure if my heart (or permit) can take yet another failure. It’s just too much pressure!!
Do you have any advice to soothe my shaking heart, or perhaps some encouragement? Thank you in advance! 🩷
With love, your most sapphic fan xoxo
Goodness... I do hope I'm not too late here. As much as I know that I'm perfect, I still cannot help my NEET nature and sleep in late. 💤
Oh, my Most Sapphic Fan ♡♡ I am going to the edge of a beautiful cliff as we speak, spreading my arms out wide, and projecting my personal Karamatsu sparkles of luck headed your way to travel through the wind!! ✨✨
Do not think of your previous tries as failures. They are just teases that the road is giving you!! You two are playing a lascivious game of hard to get with one another. Enemies to lovers ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Each time you come back around to The Road, it asks you what you have learned by a most passionate battle that ensues with one another. Until... it happens then. You stop fighting. You kiss. 💙💙 You become one. You share the connection. You, at long last ,understand one another and now work as one, work as a team together. These previous battles was just the angst building up. Do not think of the vehicle and road being against you, for you are ultimate lovers in the end. Learn its love language, and you will conquer the world together ♡♡
And if so happens that the road continues to play hard to get today, you can walk away with a smirk, as Dr. Karamatsu has enlightened you to what is actually going on here. You can walk away grinning in knowing the love game that is being played now, and you will be thus know where to go from here: find the road's weaknesses and exploit them. Train your own blind spots that the road is using to try and fluster you. Throw it off guard next time and be the one on top!!
I believe in you, Most Sapphic Fan!! You are brave, strong, and ready for love with the road!!
Karamatsu... I made an oopsie. Totoko-chan is gonna sign us up to the Navy now. What's your advice on, I don't know, escaping the country and whatnot?
Heh. No way am I going to allow myself to be put in a situation where I may have to break a sweat that isn't the result of anything sensual. Looks like I'm escaping being in the Navy, the military and any sort of possible draft by failing the drug testing ✨💙💙✨
And you know? You can escape your local draft too if you hurry on over to any area where you can get some green (not talking about Choromatsu), and go through it along with a whole bag of chips the night before you have to get the drug test ✨✨
Sure, you might end up in prison, even if you are in an area where the green is legal, but it is a better alternative than having to go be forced to destroy some lives, take precious lives away, and possibly even lose your own precious life.
Think of being in the prison like going back to school, hmm? You'll know you'll be getting a meal everyday, too!!
And bars, walls, cages? Such confinement could never imprison the souring soul! A diamond is created and shines the brightest under pressure, don't forget! Let yourself dazzle ✨💎💎✨ It is better to end up in walls than the ground!!
So prison, yes... I would endure it… Not for myself, but for those who believe in me and have still yet to discover my greatness ✨💙💙✨ Awh... I can already see it. The other inmates, drawn to my divine presence, unable to deny the cool aura of Karamatsu Matsuno!!
How do you personally get a good night's sleep? Maybe your techniques can help with my own schedule, other suggestions you might have are also welcomed
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Personally? Well, my Shimmering Shroom, that all depends if I get personal space or not. Heh.
I have 2 methods (because 2 is always the best number):
(1) The "Man Member Method".
I assure you, it is exactly what it sounds like 💙💙
Since I am a man, and an amazing on at that, I have this special power within me to get out a box of tissues, take out the latest issue of MILF MANIA, get involved with Karamatsu's member, and just 'go to town', if you know what I mean. And I'm sure you do 💙💙
After getting off, it's off to dreamland ✨💤✨
Of course... you can imagine this is a bit of a challenge with 5 burazas, hmm?? The second I take my precious MILF MANIA Magazine out, it's gone. Then so are the tissues...
So my second method is called:
(2) "Collage Chick Configuration"
Here, I barrow the brilliant aesthetics of a blooming uni gal. You know the type. The ones that always seem to have a pumpkin spice latte in their grasp for some reason.
This method is much easier to do within my burazas's company.
First, no caffeine after noon. Thank goodness for online ordering. This way I don't have to lower my coolness stat-bar by ordering something decaffeinated in front of anyone.
Then, around bedtime we set the mood ✨✨
We can start with a cup of tea of some sort, the sort that has a relaxing herb infused in it. Did you know that lavender can actually have a fruity flavor?? Not quite floral. Sigh. If only it were blue instead of purple...
But oh~~ speaking of colors!!
Ambient lighting~~ Smooth yellows, oranges, and red only. We're creating our own personal, romantic sunset within our room.
Blue is the best color, but it is time to let the hue have a rest. For even the color needs its beauty sleep. Put it in its comfy crib by applying a nice red-light filter over any screen.
Blue is such a powerful, strong, wonderful color, that it radiates through all screens. Even if you can't physically see its greatness bluntly ✨✨
And the next part is personal for each precious individual. Some times it is just laying down and focusing on nothing but your breathing. Ichimatsu says this is easy for me to do since I don't have a lot in my head anyway. Hm.......
Other times, it is physically tiring out your eyes by reading until sweet slumber kisses you.
Ahh~~ and don't froget, we're doing the uni gal thing, so adding a small bit of skin-safe aroma oil on your neck featuring a smell that comforts you can also assist in drifting you to dreamland ♡♡
Then, when we wake up from said solicitous dreams, hopefully not having messes in our underwear to deal with, we can thank the blue by also waking it up with us 💙💙
Turn the red lights off and put that blue light back on, blast yourself awake for another adventurous day!
✰✰ But of course... the main ingredient to a good night's sleep is...
Listening to me sing you a lullaby ✰✰
✨ BANG ✨
karamatsu how do i talk more like you in my daily conversations? it can be hard to find the right words sometimes!
Well, hello there baby reindeer! I deeply apologize for it taking me a while to get to your inquiry! But now you have my full attention! I see you. I hear you.
Why oh why does it have to be a challenge to manage ourselves through the social stream that flows in life, right? People look at us, they talk to us (especially me since I am just so captivating 24/7) .
And we have that little voice whispering in our ear in a totally non-sensual way uttering stuff like, "Am I saying the right thing? Am I using the correct tone? Do they think I'm interested in what they are talking about? Am I being too boring?"
#1 thing I can advise is to you too, like many others, is to have perfect fashion and dress like me 💙💙 Then it won't matter what you do or don't say! People will love you regardless. They will be extra forgiving of all, just because of how flawless you look!
Besides that, the other advice I can give to find the right words is to not try to find the right words at all! Find their own words!
Repeat something they said either with an engaging question or with validation! The more you do that, the easier it will become to speak in general, and then the less you have to reply on that technique ✨✨ Let me give you an example, yes?
Let's say one of your brothers is going off about egg salad for some reason. He's flipping out, pushing the table and chairs over, yapping like, "I am so sick and tired of never getting any of the egg salad! You pigs always hog it all the second mom finishes making it! I'm out feeding the cats all day, so I always miss my chance. Can't one of you snot-nuggets be a least a little considerate to leave me a God damn spoon full? And what's worse, is whoever finished it off, puts the empty container back in the fridge! Are you mocking me by doing that!?" Ahem... of course I left out a bunch of unsightly F-bombs, but you get the picture!!
So here's how we can say the right thing to that without actually saying anything at all!
Option (A): "Why do you have to go out to feed the cats before mommy finishes the egg salad? Can't you do it after so that you can get some?" Option (B): "Hm... whoever finishes all the egg salad and doesn't leave you any really is a snot-nugget. I wonder if they are mocking you! That's so insightful!!"
Hey Kara... I wanna get better at drawing anatomy but it's very intimidating and I fear I won't be good enough to actually make any progress. Any words of advice or support?
Hello, my mighty muffin! I'm so thrilled that you decided to come to me for your grievance. Please, do not misunderstand me, I am not rejoicing over your struggle, but rather that I am delighted that you have realized that I am the best person out there to address this 💙💙 Because you see, I have mastered all the arts! I am a true poetic and creative man 💙💙 I have conquered the art of singing, writing, AND drawing! Allow me to share with you my best piece!
Isn't your breath taken away? Yes~ I had some negativity to dispel from people that claimed my artwork was atrocious, but I knew they were just envious and didn't listen to them! If I had, then this beautiful image right here would have never been created for me to share with the world!
And I promise you, muffin, that the world NEEDS your art! The world NEEDS you!! If you are insecure about anatomy of the illustrations, then do what I did! Just study yourself all day long, everyday, only breaking for some fried chicken and when natures calls ♡♡ You must fall in love with yourself and your body! Notice every curve, every form in that mirror reflecting your grace back at you! The longer you do it, the more second nature it will come (and I do know a lot about being second) ✨
Just keep practicing, and one day you WILL get as good as me!
Even if you are not feeling 100% satisfied with what you create, PLEASE still share, share, SHARE! As it could truly mean something wonderful to someone else that may stumble upon it and make their day to see it!
How do cool guys clean their bathroom.......
Well, hello there fellow-cool guy✨! I'm glad you asked this, and you came to the perfect person to ask as well! Thank you for your bravery! I know, cleaning the bathroom is not the most fun of tasks, but as cool guys, we can make ANYTHING seem appealing! And so, how does a cool guy clean their bathroom? WITH SUNGLASSES! Always, always keep your sunglasses on when you want to make ANYTHING cool! That is the super, now-not-so-secret-key in making something cool ✨ Oh! And did you know, they are even making these things called Light Adjustable Lenses that AUTOMATICALLY ADJUST to the amount of the light within your surrounding to make your eyes consume just the PERFECT AMOUNT of lighting based on that? Initially, they were for regular glasses, but now they are being made for sunglasses too! So this means no more missing those dark, grimy spots behind the toilet when you scrub since your shades accidentally made it slip your sight! Besides that, as I'm sure you know as another cool dude, the ultimate trick on how to clean our bathrooms is to not clean it at all! As, that is, we SIMPLY DON'T MAKE OUR COOL BATHROOMS DIRTY BECAUSE WE ARE SO COOL, am I right?? So to actually answer your question, you simply need to learn how to reach ultimate coolness level, and you will never have to clean your bathroom again. Ignore your five brothers when they harp at you for making the bathroom "dirty", for "making it smell like an American McDonald's public toilet", for they are just jealous!
