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The Military Draft is coming...
How close are you to your country's military service?
I'm actively in the military right now
I'm signed up or plan to but haven't gone yet
I served and got out already
I served and got kicked out already
at least one of my immediate family members is in active service
at least one of my immediate family members served in the past
at least one of my extended family members is in active service
at least one of my extended family members served and got out
at least one of my friends is in active service
at least one of my friends served and got out
I haven't and wouldn't enlist unless I was required by law
I haven't and wouldn't enlist even if required by law
y’know it kinda pisses me off when people “insult” Trump by calling him a draft dodger, cause like.. he’s a pedophile, a rapist, a rich nepo baby, a genocidal fascist, a war criminal, extremely racist and queerphobic and every flavor of conservative…
and you insult him for refusing to serve an imperialist army when he was younger?? sweetie that’s like.. the least bad thing he’s done
sure it wasnt cause he fundamentally disagreed with the army he was lazy but still
it feels like looking at the most horrible murderer ever and the best insult you can come up with is “you have a big nose” WHICH IS INCONSEQUENTIAL AND NOT EVEN A BAD THING
like, draft dodging isn’t evil.
donald trump? IS. IN EVERY WAY.
please insult him better.
oh and im tired of people calling him “crazy” and “narcissist” too but thats a whole other conversation
The former "SNL" star said "each and every" 18-year-old should serve and "learn how truly great their country is."
Kelby Vera at HuffPost:
Comedian and MAGA devotee Rob Schneider laid out a plan for the U.S. to instate mandatory military service on Friday, telling people how it will help America’s youth “learn how truly great their country is.” In a lengthy X post, the star of “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” wrote, “We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people.” Schneider, who has no military record, proposed “each and every” 18-year-old should do two years in the armed forces or volunteer abroad. [...]
Laying out the pros of his idea, Schneider cited the benefit of “rigorous physical training” and creating a mass of people that could serve as a “standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters.” The staunch supporter of President Donald Trump took a second to slam higher education, a common complaint from conservatives, saying, “Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them.” Scnieder added that universal service would mean the military would represent “every segment of our society,” hopefully making elected officials less “cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests.” “To the young people of America, this is your country and your future,” the comic went on. “We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children.”
Rob Schneider is a vapid joke of a “comedian.”
See Also:
The Guardian: Rob Schneider calls on US to restore military draft
Karamatsu... I made an oopsie. Totoko-chan is gonna sign us up to the Navy now. What's your advice on, I don't know, escaping the country and whatnot?
Heh. No way am I going to allow myself to be put in a situation where I may have to break a sweat that isn't the result of anything sensual. Looks like I'm escaping being in the Navy, the military and any sort of possible draft by failing the drug testing ✨💙💙✨
And you know? You can escape your local draft too if you hurry on over to any area where you can get some green (not talking about Choromatsu), and go through it along with a whole bag of chips the night before you have to get the drug test ✨✨
Sure, you might end up in prison, even if you are in an area where the green is legal, but it is a better alternative than having to go be forced to destroy some lives, take precious lives away, and possibly even lose your own precious life.
Think of being in the prison like going back to school, hmm? You'll know you'll be getting a meal everyday, too!!
And bars, walls, cages? Such confinement could never imprison the souring soul! A diamond is created and shines the brightest under pressure, don't forget! Let yourself dazzle ✨💎💎✨ It is better to end up in walls than the ground!!
So prison, yes... I would endure it… Not for myself, but for those who believe in me and have still yet to discover my greatness ✨💙💙✨ Awh... I can already see it. The other inmates, drawn to my divine presence, unable to deny the cool aura of Karamatsu Matsuno!!
