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[aprocyonblogs]

okay so i know ima have to do a lot more of this to get noticed like at all

and i dont know if anyone has already done this thing that ima talk about at all

but i found out caramelldansen is the best exercise routine EVER

high energy to the extreme, requires stretching, is tiring, moves the whole body, all these things that exercise needs to be

BUT

nerd friendly, not-good-at-structure friendly

and i cant remember any other things

but basically, you dance to all of it that has the fast beat and get two breaks per song

theres the beginning where you dont dance, then the first verse, chorus, oo-oo-oo-woa-ah, second verse, chorus, another bit, chorus/break, oo-oo-oo-woa-ah, chorus, chorus, and you're done!

im on a tentative schedule of a block of half and hour twice a week

cos it can be murder on your calves at first

but its like amazing for posture

and make sure youre twisting your waist, hips, getting off the ground every beat, holding your hands high and doing the hand thing

stretch!!!!

so thats ma awesome thing of the week i guess

[aprocyonblogs]

yo

so guys i need you to hear me out

recently i found out about this fan theory about stars wars that was like all the rage before the clone wars movie or whatever came out or like something explained that whole clone wars thing

anyway the idea is that basically jedis were cloned like a whole lot and that was the good sides army or something

and obiwan kenobi was OB-1 and his original dude was named something kenobi

and today i was thinking about it cos i think too much and i was bound to get around to it sometime

suppose A is one jedi, then B and so on, i dunno, just so its not like the survivors are just hundreds of the same person

but like they exist and just bum around being awesome

and if they all adapted their names like obiwan, so you get aiwan and jayfor and like zedessto

and theres a whole bunch of names that are dumb anyway you look at them the like all the fives i guess

but some guys just really lucked out

like i bet deviate got to become like the greatest rapper in the star wars universe

like deviate jones in the house all up in yo grill like holla

i mean rappers and star wars are really things i plan on never ever properly learning about

but we could have a lucrative name well up in this biznitch you know?

like just hey gimme a letter and a number ill make a name

and then ill sleep cos its like 2 in the morning

[cassandraallegra]

guys guys guys I GOT THE JOB I WENT FOR SDFGHJKL:LKJHGF

I CAN HAVE MONEY NOW

AND

NOT BE RESPONSIBLE WITH IT

and stuff

SO 

yeah also I get an employee discount which KICKS ALL KINDS OF ASS