#perksofbeingahomosexual

[perksofbeingahomosexual]

made this fake dystopian DIY-channel about medical procedures for class and thought I’d share.

source for template

[nexttoyouhazza]

doing this since i'm bored and got nothing better to do on a saturday evening haha

Rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 86 truths about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

Tagged by: well i was tagged in an answer rather than a post, but i'm still doing this mohAHHA (it was from evelina btw)

What was your:
 1: Last beverage? probably water i'm motherfucking badass 
 2. Last phone call: sara yoooooo 3. Last text message: mi madre
 4. Last song you listened to: new romantics by taylor swift
 5. Last time you cried: yesterday watching despicable me 2 (jesus christ)

Have you ever: 
6. Dated someone twice: i have never ever ever been on a date so no 7. Been cheated on: never had someone to be cheated on (is that even a correct sentence?????????) 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: never, love kissing people yay 9. Lost someone special: idk maybe 
10. Been depressed: nah 11. Been drunk and threw up: hahah please my entire year in london haha 12: List 3 favourite colours: green, orange and glitter!! shut up it's a colour

In the last year, have you:
 13. Made a new friend: so many :( 14. Fallen out of love: i guess?+ no? idk 
15. Laughed until you cried: fucking hell yes 
16. Met someone who changed you: maybe? yes? 
17. Found out who your true friends are: yeah 19. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
 19. Kissed anyone on your fb friends list: so many hahah!!

General: 
20. How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life: like know-know them or know them? basically know who everyone is but i'm not friends with some 21. Do you have any pets? no :((( i had a fish this summer but it died (TORPLE <3) 22. Do you want to change your name? yeah it would be cool but i guess i'm good 
23. What did you do for your last birthday? i went to fucking work at mcdonalds and had to deal with fucking rude-ass customers yay but also i got a pretty badass fish when i came home yAY 24. What time did you wake up today? uuuh 11:30?? 25. What were you doing at midnight last night: i seriously do not remember?? tumblr? 
26. Name something you cannot wait for:  seeing one direction in june yAY 27. Last time you saw your mother: maybe an hour ago? she's literally outside my room  in the living room but since i haven't left this room it's been a while hahah
 28. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: like that i was doing more with my life, traveling and stuff, meeting new friends
 29. What are you listening to right now: style by taylor swift (i'm going through her album it's fucking fantastic)
 30. Have you ever talked to a person named tom?: i am not sure i have? well probably but i can't remember 31. What’s getting on your nerves right now: the fucking paTRIARCHY 
32. Most visited webpage: what do you expect hahah tuMBLR 
33. Blood type: b+ i think??? 
 34. Nickname: panda, amandaconda, manna-manna
 35. Relationship status: forever single yo 36. Zodiac sign: cancer 
37. Pronouns: female 
38. Elementary: have almost no recollection of elementary that was like 10 years ago yo 
39. High school: it was fucking great, loved it!! 40. College: even better than high school, met the most awesome people. miss it ugh 41. Hair color: kinda lilac? like pastel purple  
42. Long or short: referring to the hair or my height?? well both answers are average i guess 
43. Height: 168 cm
 44. Do you have a crush on someone? maTTHEW PERRY PLEASE 
45. What do you like about yourself? that i'm fucking brilliant 
46. Tattoos: nope but really want one 
47. Righty or lefty: righty 
48. First surgery: not had one  
49. First piercing: no piercing hehe hate jewellery and yeah 
50. First best friend: sanna, we were best friends from kindergarten until we were like ten 51. First sport you joined: football yaY so much fun!! miss it 
52. First vacation: like abroad? gran canaria 2001 haha

Right now: 
53. Eating: nothing god i'm too full 
54. Drinking: nothing jesus 55. I’m about to: pick out my 6 best selfies last year ;) 
56. Listening to: shake it off by taylor swift 57. Waiting for: idk something cool i guess 
58. Want kids?: frickin yes! 59. Get married?: yuppppp! 60. Career?: what career i want? something with motion pictures or tvshows

Which is better: 
61. Lips or eyes: eyes!!!!! 62. Hugs or kisses: kisses please 
63. Shorter or taller: taller 64. Older or younger: younger (tEEN HUNTER please) hahah no but i like all ages i guess 
65. Romantic or spontaneous: i think being spontaneous is being romantic so both haha 
66. Nice stomach or nice arms: both, i love 'em bodies  
67. Sensitive or loud: both 68. Hook-up or relationship: right now; literally anything haha 69. Trouble maker or hesitant: uuugh i don't know??? 

Have you ever: 
70. Kissed a stranger: haha yES 
71. Drank hard liquor: i am from the north of course i have
 72. Lost glasses/contacts: yes :( 
73. Sex on first date: well techincally yes haha 74. Broken someone’s heart: hopefully not??? 75. Had your own heart broken: i don't know 76. Been arrested: nah i'm a good girl 
77. Turned someone down: of course 
78. Cried when someone died: always 
79. Fallen for a friend: maybe

Do you believe in: 
80. Yourself: trying to
 81. Miracles: yes 
82. Love at first sight: not sure
 83. Heaven: yes 
84. Santa Claus: yea he my bae
 85. Kiss on the first date: yesssss 86. Angels: yes

:D

people tagged in the tags yo

[nexttoyouhazza]

let's face it; we've been working together for six months now and I still haven't run out of puns

joel perksofbeingahomosexual

[evelinasarchive-blog]

okay so joel met this guy and they've got the exact same fucking humor and they love all the same things and it's fucking annoying okay

it's lovely but jesus

[nexttoyouhazza]

Niklas: what? you actually thought it tasted good?!

Me: yes!

Joel: Niklas, keep in mind that you're talking to a girl who will put anything in her mouth.

[nexttoyouhazza]

oh god my life is just like perks of being a wallflower rn

[letthesunshinein]

perksofbeingahomosexual replied to your post: list of shows i really fr...

Game of Thrones is the best fucking shit ever! You should totally continue Downton Abbey, but like everything else it will break your heart (like people who watch all the shows we watch still have hearts)

[laughs brokenly] someone already told me which characters die in downton so fUCK TH AT but yeah im gonna try to finish downton before college

i freaking love GOT ok its gr9.6 i love it 

[queerdrarry-archive]

JOEL HAS BROUGHT BACK THE STÅND TAG I'M SO HAPPY