Questions to ask honey buzzards
Why did they choose to eat wasps, THE MOST ANGRY FOOD? are they delicious? Or do honey buzzards just enjoy life on the edge? I can see the appeal of honey comb, IF IT WASN’T DEFENDED MY ANGRY LITTLE BUZZING DEMONS!
And why does this honey buzzard look like someone caught him eating a mouthful of someone else’s birthday cake but then went on eating it anyway?
“When you’re old enough, you too can brave the whirlwind of tiny angry knives in order to eat your breakfast!” “WOT?????”
Do the scaly feathers on their faces help against wasp stings? I mean that’s pretty cool. Same with the unique chemical substance observed on honey buzzard feathers, which is thought to be a chemical defense mechanism. Do honey buzzards all have this resting bitch face because they have to wear full body armor to every meal?
“This is my honey comb now motherfuckers!”
You’re awesome, honey buzzard. You keep doing you.
