Nov 17, 2025
Apollo: The school just called and asked for us to pick up Lucy. She got suspended.
Percy: Well, she’s my daughter alright…
Apollo: She corrected the teacher
Percy: And yours, evidently
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Apollo: The school just called and asked for us to pick up Lucy. She got suspended.
Percy: Well, she’s my daughter alright…
Apollo: She corrected the teacher
Percy: And yours, evidently
Apollo: Hi, babe! Oh! You’re baking chocolate chip cookies! Can I have one?
Percy: No, those are for Mother’s Day. I’m sending them to mom via Hermes Express.
Apollo: Oh, that reminds me! I have to get some wienerbrød for my mom.
Percy: I’m sorry, what did you have to get her?
Apollo: Wienerbrød, you know, the Danish pastry? You see, my mom’s from what the ancient Greeks called Hyperborea, which today is known as Scandinavia, which is three different countries, that all celebrates Mother’s Day on different dates, so on the Danish Mother’s Day, I get my mom wienerbrød, on the Norwegian Mother’s Day, I get her rabarbrapai, and on the Swedish Mother’s Day, I get her prinsesstårta!
Percy: Wow, so when’s those Mother’s Days?
Apollo: Norway’s February 8, Denmark’s May 10th, and Sweden’s May 31
Percy: I wondered what you were doing with all those rhubarbs back in February… Well, I guess you better hurry to the store.
Lucy: I don’t have a mom, so I just wish every mom I meet a happy Mother’s Day!
Perpollo: Aww!
Percy, holding his daughter for the first time: She’s so adorable…
Apollo, who performed the emergency c-section: She’s perfect, love…
Percy: She’s so small…
Apollo: Our tiny little miracle…
Percy: Such soft curly hair…
Apollo: And she has your nose
Percy: … I want more!
Apollo:
Apollo: Babe, you almost died giving birth to this one!
Percy: Uh, Apollo? Your sister has broken into our home, again? In case you wanted to know…
Apollo, popping popcorn: Oh, didn’t I tell you? She’s here to watch the moon launch with us
Artemis, from their couch: I bought the påskmust!
Lucy: Yay! Påskmust! En helt annan slags must!
Percy: Babe… I want more kids
Apollo: Love… I want you to stay alive
Apollo: Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday?
Artemis: You’re not obligated to visit your relatives
Hermes: You’re not obligated to get gifts for anyone
Lucy: People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween!
Percy: It’s the only day where it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a shark
Apollo, revealing all the matching shark onesies he got for them: CORRECT!!!!! 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈
Apollo: The goat has fallen! I repeat, the goat has fallen!
Grover: What goat is he talking about, and should I be worried about it?😥
Percy: Nah, it’s just some straw goat in Sweden. Hey, Lucy, you want to go to the park with uncle Grover?
Lucy: Yay!
Grover: Why?🤨
Percy: Because this kind of giddy happiness over seemingly random stuff usually means I’m about to get dicked down good!😇
Grover:
Apollo: Percy, where are you? The goat is down!
Percy: Coming, babe! You heard him, get out of the house! Shoo!
Grover: … 😑 Come on Lucy, let’s go to the park *leaves*
Percy: Perfect, hope I used a big enough buttplug…
*over the phone*
Sally: How was Christmas for you guys?
Percy: Oh, it was great!
Lucy loved her gifts,
Cozy didn’t knock the tree down,
we had some lovely family time,
and Apollo is weirdly happy about some Swedish straw goat falling down!