Book conversations that hurt me turned into texts, part 3.
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Book conversations that hurt me turned into texts, part 3.
Waiter: What would you like, sir?
Lorcan: I wish to devour the unborn.
Waiter: Excuse me?
Elide: Eggs. He wants eggs.
can we appreciate that Lorcan needs to be someone's bitch so badly that within a few DAYS of running away from Maeve, he let Elide make him her bottom???
I can’t put into words the ABSOLUTE RAGE I HAVE FOR SARAH J MAAS. WHY DID SHE GIVE ELORCAN A FADE TO BLACK SCENE???????
I thought I was prepared. Ever since I started book one I saw tik toks about elorcan not getting details, and I was like “okay whatever, what are u gonna do”
BUT I WAS NOT PREPARED. NOT ONE BIT.
WHAT DID LORCAN DO? “So Lorcan did.” DID WHAT??? DID WHAT?????? TELL ME RIGHT NOW.
I am so beyond attached to elorcan and we got NOTHING. I WANT TO SEE WHAT LORD LORCAN LOCHAN CAN SHOW ELIDE.
Lorcan x Farasha
How did these two not end up together?? Lorcan is watched over by Hellas, and Farasha clearly has some super speed powers fueled by Hellas. Chaol even names Farasha “Hella’s horse”!!!
Chaol already has a horse in Adarlan anyway! Dorian gave him a fancy Asterion horse!
Like I get that Chaol and Farasha have bonded, but so did Chaol and Celaena. And it was good for like a week, but then they both moved on to find true love.
And Lorcan needs the animal companionship! Elide is fantastic for him, but there’s something unique and special about a relationship with an animal. Especially an animal sidekick with a #fierce personality.
Just imagine it: Lorcan patrolling the streets of Perranth on Farasha. Intimidating? Yes. Badass? Yes. But then you see Lorcan brushing her with military precision, and teaching local kids how to groom a horse correctly. Heart melting? YES.
Also, I totally see Farasha being Elide’s #1 bodyguard. Lorcan would definitely trust Farasha to take care of Elide more than any human guard.
Fancast Maximus from Tangled as Farasha too while we are at it.
Lorcan and Farasha are OTP.
I will now extend my argument through gifs of Maximus from Tangled:
Farasha is Lorcan is horse form:
Literally:
And Farasha only shows her sweet side when it comes to Elide:
Farasha is deeply agitated and offended by the presence anyone (except Lorcan and Elide):
Has the same sense of humor as Lorcan:
True lord of Perranth:
I rest my case.
#lorasha
#FarashaWantedToGoToPerranthToo
Aedion: if you had 12 apples and Manon took 5, how many would you have?
Elide: 12, Manon only feeds on the fear of mortals
Accurate.
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