#perrymcintosh

[joyharts-blog]

I have salted caramel black bean brownies for you on Monday, so you better have a seriously good bible rap ready for me.

PERRY MCINTOSH IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME!  I WILL HAVE YOU A RAP WHIPPED UP IN NO TIME.  DO YOU HAVE ANY PREFERENCES?!  OR CAN I SURPRISE YOU?

WHAT IF I MAKE A MASHUP?!!?!?!?

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

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Happy birthday to my main man, @perrymcintosh otherwise known as Perry the Platypus. I will save the sap for the maple syrup I’m gonna hand craft you since you’re all about that farm to table artisan thing, but please know that I love the shit out of you and I’m so lucky to have your handsome mug around. 

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[cinnamotta]

INSTAGRAM :: NEW PHOTO FROM @SINNAMOTTA

& a CINFULLY happy birthday to @gretchenmcintosh and @perrymcintosh.   this is a real, authenticated, never-before-seen selfie of us having a great time together. they’re laughing bc i’m so witty and take great, obviously not photoshopped group selfies.  don’t we look great?????  anyway, happy bday.  let’s make more memories like this one.

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[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Elijah --> Perry @perrymcintosh

Dear Perry,

Dude, Happy Birthday. I can’t think of a better guy who deserves the best birthday in the history of ever. Like, seriously. I know I’m totally in love with your sister but if you ever decided you were into men, you know where to find me. I’ll wait for you. I’m kidding. Or am I.

 I’m really glad that we’re friends again. I don’t know what I would do without you. I know we had a rough thing for a while there and I definitely know that it was my fault, but I also know that I’d be pretty much lost without you. Thanks for giving me another chance. This gift also includes dinner out to a restaurant of your choosing (but seriously, LOL if you think I’m letting you or Gretchen pay tonight.) You’re my man and I love you. Let’s get married.

Forever yours,

Elijah

[gretchenmcintosh]

[PM] How're you feeling? If you need anything, please don't hesitate to ask. And I mean it. Don't just pretend with me.

[PM] I’m honestly super okay. Unless you want to fight with the insurance company for me? Because I think I re-injured my ribs about ten times during the course of our conversations. Elijah’s been hovering, though. Which, honestly, I don’t understand? It’s just my ribs. It’s not like I had a limb severed.

Point is, I’m okay, honestly. 

Did you want to do something for our birthday or did you already have plans?

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

TEXTS 📱 ELIJERRY

ELIJAH: Cover your ears.