DISENCHANTED

JUST A SAD SONG WITH NOTHING TO SAY Hey there, party people! The name's Elijah Christopher Rose, but my mom only calls me that when I'm in trouble. Do I look like the kind of kid who gets in trouble, though? If your answer was anything but no, plot twist, you're wrong. I'm nineteen years old, a sophomore, and an engineering major. I like, hope you enjoy seeing me on earth because one day I'm going to be among the first humans to colonize Mars. If I don't do that, I'll probably wallow in a shame spiral for about ten years, and then will reemerge with the design for a perfect rocket. My idol is Nicola Tesla and Thomas Edison is a dick. If I'm not belting out West Side Story in the shower, I'm probably baking the best damn soufflé you've ever tasted. Hit up my ask box if you want to talk about the periodic table of elements or smoke some weed. Peace, love, and the Girl Scouts suck. EDWARD | MARS BAR

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Awesome! And I'll get more details today, so I can let you and everyone else who's going to be there know when exactly it is.

Let me know, because I’m presenting a paper two weeks from now.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Hey, this is my invitation to my performance in two weeks. Hope to see you there.

Sounds epic, Mars Bar! I’ll be sure to be there.

[spiderjackie-blog]

No, Elijah. Not fucking Coldplay.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Why not? You don’t like Coldplay?

[averylhudson]

Yeah.. It really wasn’t my finest hour. I think I just made a really weird movement. I would be the worst host, but nonetheless I am very honored that you’ve chosen me to host your fantasy game show.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

It’s not a fantasy game show! It’s a Halloween costume, and the game show definitely existed.

[perrymcintosh-blog]

Everyone needs an epic birthday cake for their 20th! It was an excuse for me to raid Teddy’s gel food colourings anyway. And I thoroughly enjoyed putting my skills to the test. So it was nothing. Seriously. You know the way to my heart, seriously. Of course I would. It’s hardly stealing my thunder. I’ll be making magic in the kitchen, you’ll be making magic on the diner floor. It’ll be great. All you have to say is the word and I’ll talk to my boss. Good luck! You’ll have to let me know how it goes.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Excuse you. Are you fighting with me? That’s not allowed. I’ll let you treat this time only with the knowledge that next time, it’s my turn to. I’m gonna think about it still. I mean, I think I’d be a cute diner waiter and people would give me tips. 

[sodapperlyblaine-blog]

I go truly overboard when it comes to training so I always near 100 or hit 100 by the elite four. Takes the fun out of it though when I can one hit everyone. I need to stop doing that desperately.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Damn, that’s like, super impressive. I get totally bored after I beat all of the trainers, so I tent to skip over most of the wild battles.

[magickingdomshq-blog]

Why else would I refuse to let Vincent out of bed all day. 

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Filed under: things I did not need to know.

[seantheberry]

I can totally make some! I’ve been wanting to bake for a while now. 

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Baking totally makes the world go round.

[emilypez-blog]

…If I say no, am I going to be murdered?

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

I mean no but like, how do you not know what Legends of the Hidden Temple is?

[lisbonhayward]

That is SUCH a ridiculous reaction to frozen hot chocolate.

No getting out of it now, tho.  It’s been written and everything.  Let’s go.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

DISNEY WORLD. LET’S GO.

[aliapuckerman-deactivated201809]

Aww, you’re so sweet. And so cute yourself.

Purple team of course!

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

You are the most purple of parrots.

[carolynflanagan-blog1]

Oh, oops. GSC is a hybrid strain, optimal for those who are attempting to heighten their general mood. It’s even a bit sweet, which probably accounts for the name. It’s great for those who suffer from depression or general anxiety disorder, or even both, due to the relaxing and euphoric mood enhancers. A little good, a little sad. All the good things are a bit tragic as well, don’t you think?

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

Whoah, that’s like, awesome. That sounds like it would be amazing to put into brownies. Have you ever tried it in a brownie? Or like, a brookie.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

@bodhiorion: @roselijah thin mints! i may or may not have five boxes.

@roselijah: @bodhiorion oooh i'm totally a samoas person

[carolynflanagan-blog1]

If you ever call me sunshine again I’m going to CRY. My dog is named sunshine, and I adore sunshine. Vitamin D is so important. But yes! I had a lovely day. I napped in the sun and smoked some girl scout cookies.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

You smoked Girl Scout cookies? And wait, will you cry in a good way or a bad way?

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

@bodhiorion: and following that instagram post, i'm going back to my netflix and girl scout cookies #imsoalone

@roselijah: @bodhiorion WHAT KIND OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

[theofitz]

@elijahchristopherrose look here.

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

AWESOME, now I’m the hot brother.

I mean. You look cute!!!!

[aliapuckerman-deactivated201809]

ME!

[elijahchristopherrose-blog]

YAAAAAS, VI! You’re so cute I’ll even let you pick your team.