#personal incident

[lavendearart]

I think I walked into a spider that was dangling from my Kitchen ceiling, but I can’t be sure. All I know is that I saw something descend in front of me as I walked into it and felt it brush against my eye and almost get in my mouth and idk where it is

[waffowo]

This Pride Month, I hope you guys remember that inside you there’s a gay demon that won’t shut the fuck up.

Two weeks ago I was just lazing on my bed and the fucker in my head basically goes, “Hey twink, do you remember that one book series you got into as a child? And in one book, that you had a very confusing obsession with? The one with the knights? And monsters? It was a fucking queer fantasy.” I stare at it and it stares back at me because luckily for me, it forgot what the fuck the series called.

Present day, I’m scrubbing the dishes having forgotten this voice, when the fucker returns to me and helpfully supplies the series name so abruptly I freeze up and drop the soapy sponge onto the floor.

Do not fuck around with the gay voices in your head.

[reynaaamariaaa]

No Pos Woooww!

So Today I Went To A Bautizo With The Family , & I Had A Good Time Until I Saw Certain People. I Was Dancing With Some Guy &' Then My Very First Boyfriend's Brother Was There He Takes Out His Phone & Starts Texting Right Away , I Mean No Estoy Mensa Yo Se Que Le Aviso A Su Hermano . So I Ignore Him Continue Dancing & When Im Done My Sisters Tell Me That He Was Taking Pictures & Videos Of Me , Like No Mames , Que No La Chinguee. But Hey At Least He Knows " Take A Picture It Last Longer!" Other Then That Incident I Had A Good Time (: