#personal jokes

[misswifi]

Somehow my dumbass accidentally bought charcoal toothpaste today, I just took the first box of toothpaste in the store since I was kinda in a rush.

I didn't realize this up until I started to brush my teeth. Out of habit I easily just put tooth past on my toothbrush and when I started brushing, my whole mouth was black. Like full on BLACK.

Shock of my life people. Usually I get toothpaste for sensitive gums and teeth but now I have teeth whitener toothpaste. Atleast I have toothpaste lol just have to remember to check next time.

[mixx-plate]

Me neglecting to play/finish games

Friends: Its been 3 weeks please tell me you have played the game

Me: yeah

Friends: Oh good!! Wait did you even go past route one.

Me: ......

Friends: *judgemental staring*

Me: *SWEATS*

[squeakadeeks]

So I know you're a west coaster but have you ever been to the east coast and if so what are your opinions on it?

garbage 

[shecallsmeblue]

a note to my ninja

i’m abt to get hangry, and you cN be certain that the h-anger (not to be mistaken for a hanger) will be thrust upon you - so, so, oh so, good 😜😘

[breathing-chaos]

Mama did indeed raise a snitch.

However, I don't talk with my parents nowadays, so your secrets are safe by my own sovereign will. :P

[pixel-k-art]

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[jesswithane]

So @andmusicinitsroar decided to only TODAY tell me they watched Voltron. First question: which character do you think is my fav/am I like? They're answer: Lance...Keith maybe would be more you during your goth phase in middle school Me: *dies*

[itssimplyandrea]

Favorite comeback: You want some cheese with that wine?