Name's not Jazz, but nice try

Not Jazz or Jess, either works, She/Her, later 20s (cries), Main Blog full of fandoms, history, politics, and humor of life

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[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

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Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

[amongthespaghetti]

and let's not forget:

[psychotic-gerard]

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

[roguebombshell]

I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

[optimysticals]

A fay late but a huge happy birthday to a woman who understood the assignment.

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

Wow. Yeah. All true.

[deactivation-fee]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[jesswithane]

Tabloid Nightmares

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64046857/chapters/164310583

It was supposed to be a fun double date, but of course the paparazzi had to ruin it with one singular question. Now, Coal not only has to figure out if mind-bleach is real, but also make sure his younger brother doesn't depression spiral. At least they're both not alone and have wonderful partners to help them through these trying times.

Like seriously, why are his parents having a baby? Ew.

[An idea spurred to life from a fun conversation with a friend.]

Also I haven't written a fic in so long, so please be kind. I also know the author sometimes reads or sees these posted fanfics so - hello! A big fan of your books and I desperately hope you write another story for this series!

I hope I am able to finish this out within a week or two but I just started a new job, so we'll see!

[jesswithane]

Part 2 is up!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64046857/chapters/164435074

[jesswithane]

Tabloid Nightmares

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64046857/chapters/164310583

It was supposed to be a fun double date, but of course the paparazzi had to ruin it with one singular question. Now, Coal not only has to figure out if mind-bleach is real, but also make sure his younger brother doesn't depression spiral. At least they're both not alone and have wonderful partners to help them through these trying times.

Like seriously, why are his parents having a baby? Ew.

[An idea spurred to life from a fun conversation with a friend.]

Also I haven't written a fic in so long, so please be kind. I also know the author sometimes reads or sees these posted fanfics so - hello! A big fan of your books and I desperately hope you write another story for this series!

I hope I am able to finish this out within a week or two but I just started a new job, so we'll see!

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[jesswithane]

I've never seen Flow, but I am so happy for them.

I also hope this teaches Disney to be...I don't know, a bit more creative and stop doing sequels?

But oh well

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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[wilwheaton]

It Was an Ambush

Today marked one of the grimmest days in the history of American diplomacy.

Trump and Vance really put the tyrant in tantrum, didn't they? Pathetic. Weak, cowardly, sniveling little bullies is all that they are.

I understand that I'm just one person who voted against all of this. I understand that this is just my Tumblr thingy. I understand that when the history of this is written, I will not even be a footnote.

But it is still important to me to go on the public record: The way Trump and Vance treated the President of Ukraine was despicable. It was a betrayal of an ally that is fighting for its very existence. As an American, I am disgusted with the rulers of my country. I am disgusted with their supporters, who ought to be ashamed of themselves.

To the people of Ukraine, I am so sorry. 75 million of us did everything we could to stop this. but there is a white supremacist cancer in America's blood, and the 2024 election confirmed that it has metastasized. For what it's worth, I stand with you, as I stand against the tyrants who disrespected your president today.

[the-clumsywitch]

[buddyblanc]

cash me out, money cat!

[bananatwinky]

I've waited years to draw this

[beardedmrbean]

[saywhat-politics]

[mauesartetc]

Source: Sex Ed Books Don't "Groom" Kids and Teens. They Protect Them.

[accessible-tumbling]

[ID: an 8 panel digital art comic titled "Book Bans", showing the following true story.

1: a girl and her mom are in a library and smiling. Narration begins: "A 10-year-old in Delaware was visiting her local library with her mother."

2: the girl picks a book off a shelf. Narrator: "While searching the shelves, she picked up the book "It's perfectly normal" by Robie H. Harris and Michael Emberley."

3: the girl holds the book in the car with her mom. Narrator: "The book is about sex education and is one of the most banned books of the past two decades. The little girl took it home."

4: the girl points at herself while the mom is shocked. Narrator: "Later that day, the little girl showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said: "This is me.""

5: the mom looks worried. Narrator: "Her father was abusing her, and it was the first time she'd spoken about it."

5: a fat black old judge in a courtroom. Narrator: "The father was convicted, and the judge said: "There were two heroes in this case. One was the child, and the other was the book.""

6: the author, an old white woman with short hair speaking. Narrator: "In an interview, the author, Robie H. Harris, said..."

"I have been called a pornographer, a child abuser — every name in the book, as the saying goes. But whenever I am called one of those names, I think of that ten-year-old girl. I wish we never had to talk with kids about any of these aberrant behaviors. But we have to do so because they already know about them to some extent and because kids have a right to have the accurate information that can keep them healthy and safe. They need to know how to get help to make any abusive behavior stop."

7: the top of a bookshelf with a ceiling. Narrator: "When right-wing groups petition and protest to get sex education books off the shelves of schools and public libraries, it stops the most vulnerable people from accessing the tools and language that can help them. It helps to shield and hide abusers. It communicates to children suffering from abuse that they are shameful and that it's not safe or polite to speak out about. Sex ed books don't "groom" kids and teens. They protect them." On the right lower corner is the source: https://bookriot.com/sex-ed-books-protect-kids/ . End of ID.]

[certifiedsexed]

Certified Sex Ed Post!