#persterlogs

[moved-to-decayist-blog]

someone kill peflei

[05:54] SG: if y0u s4y s0.

[05:54] SG: i h4rdly need my br4in 4nyw4y.

[05:57] DP: -| Oh damn |-<<<<0>>>>

[05:57] DP: -| So you're a dumbass? |-<<<<0>>>>

[05:58] SG: n0.

[05:58] SG: y0u seem t0be, th0u9h.

[06:00] DP: -| Ohhh my frail heart aahh |-<<<<0>>>>

[06:00] DP: -| That gets me off |-<<<<0>>>>

[06:00] DP: -| Continue |-<<<<0>>>>

[06:00] DP: -| :) |-<<<<0>>>>

[06:04] SG: wh4t w0uld h4ppen if i fused y0ur m0uth shut.

[06:04] DP: -| Thats... |-<<<<0>>>>

[06:05] DP: -| Id enjoy it |-<<<<0>>>>

[06:05] SG: s0 w0uld i bec4use y0u'd shut up.

[jayragon]

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ When you get this, share 5 things about yourself. Then pass it on to 10 of your favourite followers!

eeeyyy

1. satsuki is my #1 wife

2. 4-day weekend, holla

3. i've been watching the stream of pkm red with 24k+ ppl for like two days

4. i need to get all of my wisdom teeth removed urghgf

5. been doing nothing but playing aa past three hours lol txt it

[capriciousnightmares-blog]

[07:15] -- artisticIllusionary [AI] began trolling terminalCatalyst [TC] at 19:15 --

[07:15] AI: >:(

[07:15] TC: :o?

[07:15] AI: if you want me to do something for you, you should just ask

[07:17] AI: I'm not Terezi, im not twisted up in false pretenses of justice and blah blah

[07:17] TC: ain't about that.

[07:18] TC: BUT I WILL KEEP SUCH IN MOTHERFUCKING MIND.

[07:18] AI: thank you

[07:18] TC: good polites be runnin' in the family so it would be seeming and the appreciation remains.

[07:19] AI: My father and i do deserve the respect for what we've done with our lives,

[07:19] AI: which includes not treating me like a puppet

[07:20] TC: IF I WANTED YOU AS A MOTHERFUCKING PUPPET IT WOULD SO BE.

[07:20] TC: but that wouldn't be any fun now. :o(

[07:21] AI: it'd be harder than you think

[07:21] AI: judging by how many voices of the dead already blocked you out to begin with

[07:21] AI: it doesn't matter. :P I'm all about fun n' stuff

[07:22] AI: Just watch how bratty you are with it, nobody likes a mean clown

[07:29] TC: WAS JUST EXPLORING SOME CURIOSITIES IS ALL.

[07:30] TC: ain't got no intentions to be being bratty or mean to you sister.

[07:30] AI: :)

[07:30] TC: :o)

[07:30] AI: Well, thank you

[07:30] AI: like i said, if you need something just ask. Im happy to do things for friends

[07:31] AI: my dad says you've been pretty good to him so, i don't see why i wouldn't be good to you either

[07:33] TC: POINT OF THINGS WAS ALL FOR YOUR LUSUS.

[07:33] AI: You mean how my uncle killed him :?

[07:33] TC: not as quite but you'd be close. ;o)

[07:34] AI: could you explain why then??

[07:34] TC: NEEDED A DISTRACTION TO FIX A FEW THINGS UP FOR THE DEAR BROTHER'S CAUSE.

[07:34] TC: and apologies to how you got caught up all in it like that.

[07:34] AI: hnngh

[07:35] AI: do you still want my Uncle dead :?

[07:35] TC: DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

[07:35] AI: okay cool :P

[07:35] AI: that solves that problem them haha :D

[07:39] AI: curious though, does Terezi's block actually do anything or is it just like "Meh"

[07:40] TC: heh.

[07:40] TC: TIS A SECRET, SISTER. ;o)

[07:40] TC: but i'd think you could be up and guessing.

[07:40] AI: Aaaaawwwwh D:

[07:40] AI: you sneaky lil clown

[07:42] TC: HONK HONK. :o)

[07:42] -- terminalCatalyst [TC] gave up trolling artisticIllusionary [AI] at 19:42 --

[jayragon]

I wanna touch ur booty

[perpetuallyawesome]

HEY GUYS!!! I'm bored and I enjoy doing voices, SOOOO!!!!

Give me pesterlog page from Homestuck, or a quote form one and I will read it, or at least try too.

or if you dont feel in a homestuck mood, you can send me a character from something/ voice/ accent you'd like to hear me attempt.

[the-toad-queen-slyphelia]

So, I was role playing with my friend and he's been wanting to be drunk Rose since she got drunk and this is the memo thing which we did five minutes before the update... He claims he called it, whatever.

arcaneOrigin: me

albinoJellyfish: me(derp)

tangibleTimelines: My friend

CURRENT tangibleTimelines [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTT: heyyyy

CAO: hi

CURRENT albinoJellyfish [CAJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAJ: ~Hello~

CTT: haaaaaaaaaaaaa

CTT: haha

CTT: so

CTT: yeah

CTT: so wha4 was my story

CTT: *what

CTT: oh yeah

CTT: hey guys

CTT: guess whos in it

CTT: guess

CTT: guess

CAO: you

CTT: guess

CTT: HELL YEAH

CTT: but no who elset

CTT: *else

CAO: kanaya

CTT: yuh

CTT: aho else

CTT: *who

CAO: karkles<?>

CTT: nah he was being grouch

CTT: y

CTT: either that or he was macking on terezi

CTT: not pertinent to this storyyyy

CTT: so no not kk

CTT: BUT

CTT: BUTTT

CTT: hehe butt

CTT: BUTT

CTT: there are OTHERS in this story

CTT: OTHERSSS

CAO: i gathered

CTT: what dud you gather

CTT: *did

CTT: cookies

CTT: did you gather cookies

CTT: i want cookies

CTT: we need cookies

CTT: OR MUFFINS

CTT: you had muffins

CTT: those woule be gpod too

CTT: *would

CTT: *goodx

CTT: **good

CAO: no<,> my muffins

CTT: fine

CTT: be that way

CAJ: ~I take it you liked them then~

CTT: anyway my story has dave too

CTT: just cause he somehow manages to strider his way into most oph my stories

CTT: *of

CTT: so

CTT: what happened

CTT: was

CTT: was

CTT: oh yeah

CTT: okay so dave ais like

CTT: *is

CTT: lkie sitting at his desk

CTT: *like

CTT: and

CTT: and thgn hes rappvng

CTT: *then

CTT: *rapping

CTT: and i thibk its okay or something

CTT: *think

CTT: sx i go over

CTT: *so

CTT: and ix likeh tury and help

CTT: *i

CTT: *like

CTT: *try

CTT: so we wo that for a bit

CTT: *do

CTT: exchanging verbal metaphors and whatnot

CAO: wow<,> no typos

CTT: i know im so proud

CTT: :DDDDDD

CTT: too many mouths

CAJ: ~Arynna, shh let her tell the story~

CTT: :o:::DDDDD

CTT: :::::DDDDD*

CAO: what are you doing<?>

CTT: trying to smile all nice and big

CTT: cant really do a brig happy face

CTT: *big

CTT: like supper hapy

CTT: *super

CTT: *happy

CTT: but uyeah

CTT: *yeah

CTT: so i go and find something else tod do

CTT: *to

CTT: amd so

CTT: *and

CTT: kanaya is in the living room thing

CTT: dont really know what you would call dhat

CTT: *that

CTT: what would you lalc it

CTT: *call

CTT: its got couches

CTT: and a rug

CTT: and this massaive ass book i wrote in

CTT: *massive

CTT: and thjen karkat came ni and wrote in it too

CTT: *then

CTT: *in

CTT: ang so did dave

CTT: *and

CTT: wanted to tear that page oust

CTT: *out

CTT: still cant do that to the book

CTT: STILL

CTT: im in that ro9m now

CTT: rpoom

CTT: **room

CTT: adn kanaya is on ones of the couches

CTT: *and

CTT: *one

CTT: so i sit on another one

CTT: and we start talking

CTT: so keah

CTT: *yeah

CTT: amd then

CTT: *and

CTT: dave comes ins with coffee

CTT: *in

CTT: COFFEE

CTT: it was nice

CTT: we drank it

CTT: anv then kanaya had this thing on hemr upper lip

CTT: *ajd

CTT: *her

CTT: **and

CTT: i wanted to you know

CTT: just go over and

CTT: taste that last bit of coffe

CTT: e

CTT: cause i mean who wastes coffee

CTT: nobody

CTT: nobodeeeee

CTT: but that would be weird

CTT: so i dont

CTT: and then i think

CTT: oh god

CTT: what if dave does it

CTT: that wouldnt be weird would it

CTT: and then im all

CTT: sure it would

CTT: totes would

CTT: so yeah i actually DO go and do it

CTT: so dave cant get the coffee

CTT: SHUT UP THATS MY STORY AND IM STICKING Tb IT

CTT: *TO

CTT: you didnt say anything

CAO: okay

CTT: are you asleep

CTT: NO IM NOT EOND

CTT: *DONE

CTT: im mot eond either

CTT: *not

CAO: :?

CTT: so daves all wtf

CTT: and kanayas all blushy and stuaf

CTT: *stuff

CTT: only its green see

CTT: cause shes a troll

CAO: yeah i know

CTT: yeah well whatever

CTT: thought youd wpanna know

CTT: *wanna

CTT: still

CTT: kanaya gtes up and goes

CTT: *gets

CTT: says she had to go check some work she did

CTT: with theories or sometbing

CTT: *something

CTT: so then shes in her "room"

CTT: if you can lalc it that

CTT: *call

CTT: its like e fuckin fashion show there

CTT: *a

CTT: its crazy awesome you have to see it sometime

CTT: anyway

CTT: shes in there

CTT: so i look at dave kinda confused-liek

CTT: likek*

CTT: **like

CTT: and hes all "girl what you do"

CTT: only red

CTT: and not slurred

CTT: aend im all "duuuude the coffee"

CTT: *adn

CTT: **and

CTT: well at lzeast thats wihat i thought

CTT: *least

CTT: *what

CTT: what comes out is "i dont know"

CTT: onuy all caps and perfect and whatnot

CTT: *only

CTT: sdo daves all chill and says cool

CTT: *so

CTT: or something to that effect

CTT: ghen he goes

CTT: *then

CTT: and he does his rap stuff again

CTT: takes the cups and thantow

CTT: *whatnot

CTT: anyway

CTT: ij all

CTT: *im

CTT: shit thaw do i do

CTT: *what

CTT: im sitting thiere for like ten minutes

CTT: *there

CTT: more like two but still

CTT: ten is for EFFECT

CTT: anyway

CTT: im all

CTT: i should goa and see kanaya!

CTT: go*

CTT: cause shes probably weirded out or something

CTT: you know thats probably what she is

CTT: i thinked

CTT: and then i went to her aroom

CTT: andy then i was there at her room

CTT: then i was in her room

CTT: and dhe was jusst swaring out her window

CTT: *she

CTT: *just

CTT: *staring

CTT: not swearing

CTT: she wasnt being profane or something

CTT: anyway so shes standing there

CTT: and i wonder why

CTT: so i go over

CTT: and she randomly laike

CTT: *like

CTT: knows im there

CTT: and turns

CTT: so im all WHAO

CTT: *WHOA

CTT: in my head

CTT: on the outside i just kinda look surprised

CTT: well no i actually start a little

CTT: cant really deny that

CTT: anyway

CTT: her eyes are all strong wnd whatnot

CTT: oh what would that blud guy say

CTT: *blue

CTT: STRONG

CTT: 9 think

CTT: *i

CTT: anywya

CTT: *anyway

CTT: what happen is shes like

CTT: rapid-tirf looking at me

CTT: *fire

CTT: lawl rapid turf

CTT: rapid-fire

CTT: anyway

CTT: her eyes are alll moving really fast

CTT: yes three Ls

CTT: anyway

CTT: shes just kwnda standicng there

CTT: *kinda

CTT: *standing

CTT: imagine her being all dramatic

CTT: cause she does that a lot

CTT: which is cool

CTT: anyway

CTT: side htoughts are ton impoilrtant

CTT: *thoughts

CTT: *not

CTT: *important

CTT: anyway

CTT: what happens next is im about to say "you okay?"

CTT: and nhet what comes out is "you---"

CTT: *then

CTT: i couldnt say the rest of it

CTT: cause she like

CTT: had her mouth on mine

CTT: all quick-like

CTT: so yeah

CTT: my storys kinda done now

CTT: jus6 gotta tell you guys about that

CTT: *just

CTT: more stuff happened but thats really the gist fo ivt

CTT: *fo

CTT: **of

CTT: *it

CTT: anyway

CTT: you guys should like

CTT: tell the others and whatnot

CTT: we totes gonna be the dalk of the rock

CTT: *tak

CTT: **talk

CTT: or we should be

CTT: cause kanayas all mysterious like that

CTT: and come on she randomly stabts datiug a human

CTT: *starts

CTT: *dating

CTT: thats gotta start talk yuh

CTT: *huh

CTT: hehe bgegy beggy popular poluxar

CTT: *beggy

CTT: *popular

CTT: so yeah

CTT: you guys are such zood liltenefs

CTT: *good

CTT: *listeners

CTT: even if half the time yoau cant understand me cause i typo so much

CTT: *you

CAO: huh

CAO: that's an interesting story

CAO: ooc (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ upd8

[bweester]

Wisdom

CGA: I Think We Are Given Roles To Challenge Us

CGA: That Dont Necessarily Suit Our Strengths

CGA: At Least I Was

CGA: I Have No Idea What Im Doing Here

FCG: SURE YOU DO.

FCG: OR, YOU WILL. TRUST ME YOU'LL DO FINE.

[dersedreamer]

Why is Terezi impersonating Dave so hilarious to me?

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