Apperently I'm Hillarious

Jetta they/she super bi I make things

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

[squeakitties]

reeses penis FUCKer cups

[targetedknowledge]

[waterkangaroo]

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[soni-dragon]

i have cried so many times the past few days just because of this movie

[chufflepop]

Browt

Tried to make it match the bg

[driver-kid]

Day 17 - Curse you System AI!

I’d say run Carl but uh, chief idk where you can hide bud.

@crawlertober

Original meme under the cut!

[luxfatale]

SO FUN IT HURTS🗡️

this is my design for the DCC x Threadless competition! it will be up for voting for the next 7 days! i would really appreciate your vote! voting is here 💖

[himbotheninth]

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

[jumpforthebeef]

[mammalianmammals]

Red Slender Loris (Loris tardigradus), family Lorisidae, endemic to Sri Lanka

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Ganganath & Dianie

[despazito]

[annimator]

WHAT THE FUCK

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[kosmogrl]

[jkl-fff]

No, seriously, do NOT.

Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.

So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:

"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.

If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.

If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.

You will probably feel much better."

[bees-official]

Do all three at once to become the perfect life form

[grownupchangeling]

Whoa! Is this where @redgoldsparks ‘ comic comes from?

[redgoldsparks]

Yes this is the source of the text!

[dduane]

The Bird Place That Was is redeeming itself a bit more today.

[brienneoftarth]

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

[unemployeddianenguyen]

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

[moonofpoosh]

I don’t believe you.

[painterkid-deactivated20150408]

just watch

[phasmaticwinter]

So honored this appeared on my timeline

[serpentinesomebody]

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

[polls-for-fandom-deactivated202]

Where did you first READ fanfiction?

Archive of Our Own

Wattpad

Fanfiction.net

Livejournal

Quotev

DeviantArt

Fandom specific sites (i.e fimfiction, fandom wikis)

Other

Voting ended onFeb 11