#pertly

[krivizna-blog]

[maiagaru]

but they... they wanna see you guys... you know... scissor forever... on their arm.

[fromacertainpointofview]

Weekend homework for my writing about literature class: research the etymology of the word booty

[saxigenouscorviform]

I'm texting a friend euphemisms for the word penis And as she's preparing to friend-break up with me I say "Buttttttttttttttt"

To which she says "Talk about butts or but I love you?"

To which I tried to type "I'm not pertly", but autocorrect corrected it to "I'm not pretty"

So now I'm sulking. My phone doesn't think I'm pretty.