#pervert!!

[vexedtonightmares]

yeah yeah ilya smacking shane in the face while he’s blowing him on the phone but we are not talking enough about when he tries to shove his fingers in shane’s mouth

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Ok but, milf!reader with a kid or two that look like they could be König’s kid/s. He becomes obsessed with this lady that is gentle and kind but can be firm. Her kid/s even sound delightful! (He only thinks that because they’re hers. He doesn’t really like kids in general). When he finally gets the courage to go up to her, she’s like. Oh. A big baby. Yeah, he’s mine now <3 -🐦‍⬛

König with a milf/mommy kink will always be famous 🙌

König looks at milf!darling like she’s a goddess: dressed in her high waist mom jeans and a low cut neckline t-shirt, she looks like the woman of his dreams. The curves on her are ungodly sweet and when she bends over the diner table to prevent her youngest one from knocking over a soda, he gets an ample view of her beautiful breasts – it’s difficult not to moan at the sight. He just wants to have a bite, worship at her feet, maybe cover her in drool and cum…

She has a natural talent with kids because they worship her too, keen to do everything she tells them to do because she’s so sweet and cool. König doesn’t know that he looks exactly like an obedient, adoring kid, only a little too big and far too obviously in love. Stares at her with his jaw open, she just smiles and says he should shut his mouth before a fly goes in :)

Milf!darling looks at König with a pondering look, calculating how many calories she has to add to the table if she were to feed this beast. A tall, strong man would come in handy when she needs help putting up shelves or when she’s going to the park with the kids, a father figure would be a welcome addition too.

It’s just that he looks a little too intense, hopefully he’s not one of those guys who have a mommy kink... The man doesn’t seem to know what the word ‘discreet’ even means, just looks at her like he’s ready to make her squirt on command. Few men have been interested in anything other than their own pleasure, so it would be a nice change to try sex with someone who’d die to make her come…

When she asks for the bill, the waiter says it’s already been paid, along with the sundaes that are brought to the table for her and the kids. The stoic giant leans on the counter and nods slowly when she looks his way, probably thinking she’s too overwhelmed and shy to come and say thanks. In truth she will soon go to him and tell him to eat those goddamn desserts himself; she’s not going to watch her kids come crashing down from a sugar high. He deserves a proper scolding and a thanks, she’ll have to slip her number in his hand, the one she scribbled on a torn napkin now tucked inside her bra…

[ajokesong]

sitting on the counter🤤🤤🤤 and making out🤤🤤 while her hands r all over me🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[ryeosh89]

140112-Sukira

RW: said he has been in the women`s public bath when he was little, and that he remembers it all ㅋㅋㅋ

cr.NkSubs

[tarynsconfessions-blog]

Blarghhh, having a meh day, couldn't be bothered to go to work, but thought Paul was gunna be which would have been good because he can usually cheer me up.

But it was his sister and her partner, and they're both lovely and have decent banter so it was alright :')

But then to top my great mood off some guy touched my arse. Bleurgh, made me feel sick. It wasn't like a full on grope, but it was definately more than a little pat, and bleurgh, it just really didn't feel like an accident. When he did it, I just ignored him and carried on doing my job, but went back into the kitchen and told Jackie who said she'd go have a word with him if I wanted, but I said no. If he did it again, I would have said something to him, then get Jackie to say something, but thankfully he didn't do it again, so it could have been an accident, I just really don't think it was though.  He made a couple of comments, like when some of the men (because they were in a group of 12 men) were going down to the pub, they asked the 4 men at the table where I was cleaning if they were going to join them and one man jokingly said "he's talking to you!" and I laughed, until creepy-von-pervert said "oh, I'd buy her a pint anyday" bleurgh, to which I replied "unfortunatly I'm underage so I can't" so that kinda shut him up, but only slightly cos he asked how old I was so I told him 17. But then he left, and everything was okay, but earlier he had made a few other comments similar to that. Such a horrendous night though.

Glad Paul wasn't there in a way though, because if I'd come into the kitchen and told him some guy has just felt my arse, he would have probably punched the guy :')

Just glad the night is over and I don't work Tuesday's or any mornings and they leave Wednesday morning, so won't have to see him again. 11 out of the 12 men were lovely though and they gave me a £15 tip :') Heyho life moves on.