==> NOTICE THE OBVIOUS ATTENTION GRAB!
==> Exist!
Now that you’ve spontaneously started existing, you take a moment to collect yourself and deal with the flood of memories and information entering your mind right now.
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What are you waiting for?
==> Remember who you are.
Like out of a modern-day Disney remake that’ll never be better than the original, you remember who you are. You know what you’re doing. You live in Sburbia, a city in California. You do something for a living. Definitely something. Or you Don’t. And you live somewhere. (Probably.) And you have... a face? Of some kind.
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Maybe you’re still processing all this information. That’s fine, you tell yourself, even though you were starting to think that maybe it wasn’t just fine. But, whatever, it’s fine.
What do you know though is that, recently, you’ve been having these really weird dreams. You don’t know what’s up with that, but, hey, it doesn’t bug you all that much. It’s not like it’ll somehow become some huge thing in your life you’re going to have to confront along with all of the people you’re going to meet on some big, elaborate web forum, right? Right.
Oh, looks like you have a message.
==> Check the message.
It’s not actually a message, you wingnut! It’s a notification from... PesterTrollian™? You don’t even use that chat client. Or you do and you just don’t remember, but you only really started existing a few minutes ago! Or did you? The childhood memories are really hard to balance with your knowledge of only having become self-aware a minute ago? Huh... Well, the software already has your info logged in, which you watch the computer type in by itself. A pop-up appears on your screen, a prompt flashing before you.
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Well, there’s no x at the corner of the pop-up and, after some inspection, you realize that, no, you can’t just turn your computer off. Seems like the only way is forward, so says a philosopher you thought you remembered the name of but probably just made up in the back of your mind. That sounded like something a philosopher would say, anyway. Socrates, Plato, they all just say the same thing anyway! Whatever! Just go for it.
==> Just go for it.
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PesterTrollian™ is an 18+ roleplay server based in Discord fixated on an AU in which the game ended and, instead of just stepping into Earth C, everyone (and I mean everyone, dead or alive) found themselves reliving a brand new life. The twist? No one remembers the game. All the trolls and human live in the same place, cohabitating a planet that’s a mix of Earth and Alternia. After years of war between the two races, two decades ago found them living in unsteady peace. Now, as the present ticks by, your journey is navigating the strange dreams you’ve been having as well as weathering a sudden invitation you can’t deny to a certain forum you can’t leave. All you know is you woke up one day and suddenly chums and trolls flooded your friends’ list and you’re in a forum filled primarily with people also located in your city-- Sburbia. People you’ve never really talked to. Or so you thought. Can you slowly piece together what’s going on in your head? And, for a certain few of you, what are these strange abilities you’re developing? Time to figure it out.
!Special Notes!
For now! The only way to apply is through Tumblr. However, once all of the mods are aware and ready, we’ll open it up so people can apply in the group. This doesn’t guarantee you will get the part! But it does provide another option if applying over Tumblr is an issue/if you have a bunch of questions and need more clarity before you apply. <3 Until then, though, feel free to drop reserves in the ask box and send in an application if you’re interested!
As of now, there isn’t an official start date for the RP, but it will be within the next couple weeks. TBD, babes.
If you made it this far, you’re a saint and I love you.















