#peter drabbles

[webslingingslasher]

Just a thought but like since spiders mate in September-October do you think Peter gets significantly hornier at that time of year? Like.. I'd totally be down—

“okay, so you know how i’m half spider?”

“you’re not half spider.”

“okay, not cool of you to erase my heritage. but i was doing research on my ancestors,”

“oh my god.”

“and basically, i mean this statistically babe, my mating window is september and october, so i’m really gonna need you to step it up in these next coming weeks.”

“… your mating window?”

“spider horny in fall.”

you scoff, “no, spider horny all the time.”

[writings-of-a-british-fangirl]

Peter Parker x Reader [PROMPT #17: “stop shutting me out.”]

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader Prompt: #17: “stop shutting me out.” Mood/Emotion: distressed Requested By: @allithewriter

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It was frustrating being friends with Peter sometimes. Especially lately. Ever since that Stark Internship- it had basically taken over his life. You hated to admit that you were jealous of Tony Stark for taking Peter away from you. Lately, you had been feeling neglected by Peter...

          45 minutes ago. Peter was meant to meet you at his apartment 45 minutes ago. You’d waited there; May had let you in, and with a sad, pitying look said that Peter wasn’t here, but would probably be here. Soon. It wasn’t soon. Far from it. You were so annoyed, but mostly sad; maybe Peter didn’t want you around anymore.

          You had just walked out of Peter room when you heard a noise. As quickly as you could, you turned around, but you found the door already shut.

          “Peter?” you asked, “Is that you in there?”

          “Y-yeah.”

          “Let me in! Where have you been? If I wasn’t so worried, I’d be mad right now!” you yelled through the door.

           Peter, who had just climbed through the window, was now in a panic in his room. You were outside, impatiently asking him to open the door. But, he couldn’t; he was still dressed in the suit.

          “I- I will. Give me a second.”

          “Peter, I’ve given you nearly an hour!” you huffed, “Stop shutting me out!”

          You sighed, as you heard Peter fumbling to make an excuse.

          “You know what? Don’t worry about it, Peter,” you muttered, “I’ll see you in school. Bye.”

           Peter was even more distressed; he heard the disappointment in your voice. It hurt that he had done that to you. He had kept you waiting, and he felt awful; Spiderman had gotten in the way of your friendship, and he’d push you aside.

         “Wait! Please!” Peter said, rushing out of his door, still in his suit but without the mask.

         “Peter... What are you-”

         “-I’m Spiderman. I’m Spiderman and I’m sorry for keeping you waiting because of it,” Peter confessed, “I’m so sorry, Y/N. Please don’t leave.”

         “Oh fuck- this is so... This is so cool!”

         “You’re not mad?” Peter asked, surprised.

         “A little... but, I’m sure you’ll think about a way to make it up to me. And, now I get to say Spiderman is my best friend,” you smile.

[webslingingslasher]

peter parker who gets distracted at the donut shop and comes home with 2 dozen or so 1 of each donut

(totally not inspired by me today)

"ma'am? which one is better, the maple or stawberry? You can't pick? Oh, well I guess neither can I. I'll get both."

"do you really think i need a blueberry and a plain cake donut? you're right, someone might not like blueberries. Or allergic? Okay, get me both."

"i know all spinkles taste the same but i need one of every color right?"

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"pete, why did you get so many donuts?"

"uh... they needed a home?"

[webslingingslasher]

:( i’m sick and i want a cuddle from a peter parker

i hate being sick

“you’re not appreciating the fact you can breathe through your nose.”

“you’re not appreciating the fact that i’ve picked up every snotty tissue you throw on the floor, and you definitely coughed in my mouth last night.”

“oops. i thought you were sleeping.”

“that’s supposed to make it better?!”

[webslingingslasher]

I just saw a meme that immediately made me think of the stepbro/cousin!peter shit that was going on here a little bit ago but since I can't send anon pictures here's a text version

You accidentally ask your step sister for nudes: panik

She has a good humor and will probably laugh it off: kalm

She sends nudes: panik

-🕷️

CREATIVE MAKE BELIEVE FUN. I AM NOT ASKING FOR ANY STEP!BROTHER RELATED CONTENT.

but ok hold on cause… imagine if that happened.

peter’s panicking and sweating, thumbs shaking as he drops his phone. he can hear it now, your dad tearing his way down the hallway, preparing to throw him off the balcony.

he hears a notification, you texted him. he’s scared to look, he can imagine the words.

‘disgusting, perverted, moral less, degenerate, filthy’

it’s easier if he explains, he can wallow in self shame for a moment then buck up and apologize.

holding his breath and opening the chat he’s sweating and trembling for a whole new reason.

because in a gray text box, a picture of your pretty tits are presented, and he has to act totally normal during family dinner.

[webslingingslasher]

what’s peters favorite ice cream

i like butter pecan

butter pecan is king.

i think peter is a chocolate guy.

he also likes pistachio and coffee but chocolate is goated for him.

[talkdrarrytome]

Fancast and gryffindor. Thanks!

You’re on your way up the stairs to the Gryffindor common room when you spot a huddled up form at the top of the steps. As you get closer, you recognize them. "Neville?“ 

The brunette head pops up and he sniffs. He looks upset. “You alright?” you ask cautiously. 

“I can’t remember the password! I’ve been here all morning!” he wails. You raise your eyebrows. "Pig snout.“ you tell the Fat Lady confidently. 

"Incorrect.” the picture replies in a crisp voice. 

“Excuse me?" 

She gives you a look. "Incorrect as in wrong dear. That is not the password." 

You stand there baffled. "What do you mean? It was right yesterday!" you protest. She doesn’t reply and just turns away. You sigh and sit down next to Neville, who has stayed silent throughout the whole exchange. 

"Well, now you’re not the only one who doesn’t know the password.” you give him a small smile, which he returns.

Just finishing the ones in my inbox, no more pls!

[talkdrarrytome]

Hey!! Thanks for doing this!!! I'm Gryffindor!!! ........ (Who act like a HUFFLEPLUF because soft heart)

Sorry for the delay! And you are very welcome :)

Well this sucked. Perhaps you shouldn’t have hexed those especially rude Ravenclaws who had been picking on Luna, but she was your friend and you’d be damned if you didn’t stick up for your friends. Snape hadn’t been very understanding, as expected, and had given your sorry behind a weeks worth of detention. The Weasley twins had witnessed the whole thing and tried to save you from Snape’s wrath, but the greasy haired professor wouldn’t have it. Looks like you were going to be stuck cleaning  for a while.

Just finishing up the ones in my inbox, no more pls!