#peter-dude

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Ngl I’m a little tired of the over-the-top way Peter talks to adults in fics; like they’ve whole “mr captain america sir”

Yes, Peter Parker has good manners because Aunt May raised her boy right…But Peter Parker is also a little piece of shit who speaks before thinking

We need more scenes like this;

Tony; Hey Cap, meet my intern. Parker - Rogers, Rogers - Parker

Steve, shaking his hand: Hello nice to meet you : )

Peter, a little confused: You look blonder in photos

x x x

Bucky meeting spiderman: So you’re from Queens, Huh? I grew up in Brooklyn : )

Peter, genuinely sorry: Oh man, I’m so sorry that must’ve sucked

x x x

Natasha, angrily polishing her knife

Everyone else, terrified

Peter, nonchalantly: Damn, who pissed in your porridge?

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Peter Parker: if someone looks at me before 10 am imma eat drywall

Tony: normally I would be worried about you saying stuff like this, but I actually understand completely

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Tony: I hate the fucking feds

Peter: Oh, wow, dropping the big bad f-word! Something must be very wrong

Tony: I know, I know…I never like to say the word “feds” unless I have to

Peter: It’s as I always say Mr. Stark; save the dirty words for a special occasion. Now, what did the fucking feds do?

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Peter, frantically running into the room: I need money!

Tony: You never ask me for money, are you ok? How much do you need?

Peter: Turns out my favourite milkshake place was a money laundering front for the mob and it got shut down so I need you to buy it

Tony: …

Tony: ok

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Cap, distressed after a fight: we need to work on our hand signals in battle, because clearly this isn’t working

Nat, not looking up from her magazines: and we’re not naming names, this goes for all of you

Tony, bemused and confused: but it’s mostly you spidey. actually, it’s only you. What the hell are you up to?!

Peter, who plays way too much acnh: i was running around in a circle, that obviously means follow me!

- bonus bucky -

Bucky, local turnip dealer: yeah chat, it means follow him

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Tony: Did you open my mail?

Peter: It said ‘confidential’, I was intrigued :D

based on my own post (X)

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Peter Parker and Harley Keener vibes

🕸️🕷️🔧🕸️🕷️🔧🕸️

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In an alternate universe

Peter: Now that the world has ended does that mean I still gotta take me adhd-meds

Tony: Yes for the love of god yes