#incorrect avengers

[candy-san1]

I was bored, so I decided to participate in the trend with a little sketch

Blind, Deaf, Mute (and Spider-man )

I'm currently doing a Marvel marathon and trying to validate my teaching exam and my bachelor degree, but this is the moment I decide to reappear. 🙃(Not sure about the translation, but whatever)

[giftedwithdumbness]

Peter: You're funny, please don't go bald.

Tony: ???

[peter-dude]

Cap, distressed after a fight: we need to work on our hand signals in battle, because clearly this isn’t working

Nat, not looking up from her magazines: and we’re not naming names, this goes for all of you

Tony, bemused and confused: but it’s mostly you spidey. actually, it’s only you. What the hell are you up to?!

Peter, who plays way too much acnh: i was running around in a circle, that obviously means follow me!

- bonus bucky -

Bucky, local turnip dealer: yeah chat, it means follow him

[peter-dude]

Ngl I’m a little tired of the over-the-top way Peter talks to adults in fics; like they’ve whole “mr captain america sir”

Yes, Peter Parker has good manners because Aunt May raised her boy right…But Peter Parker is also a little piece of shit who speaks before thinking

We need more scenes like this;

Tony; Hey Cap, meet my intern. Parker - Rogers, Rogers - Parker

Steve, shaking his hand: Hello nice to meet you : )

Peter, a little confused: You look blonder in photos

x x x

Bucky meeting spiderman: So you’re from Queens, Huh? I grew up in Brooklyn : )

Peter, genuinely sorry: Oh man, I’m so sorry that must’ve sucked

x x x

Natasha, angrily polishing her knife

Everyone else, terrified

Peter, nonchalantly: Damn, who pissed in your porridge?

[1luna1lovegood1]

Bucky: and that concludes our battle plan

Bucky : alright, Yelena, you're up

Yelena, walking to the front of the group: now, let's see how much you guys were paying attention

*kahoot music starts*

[1luna1lovegood1]

Nat: Listen here you son of a bitch-

Tony: My mother, was, in fact, kind and well-liked woman.

Nat : Your father?

Tony: ... Continue.

[the-soldier-of-melancholy]

Natasha, sitting on Bucky's bed, on the phone, looking through a box full of aged letters: Okay, I've got a box but there's no key in here, just letters.

Bucky, on the other end of the line: That's the wrong box, put it back

Natasha, smiling, knowing she's struck gold: Oh, Bucky, are these letters from Steve?

Bucky, mildly panicking: Don't read those letters.

Natasha, big grin on her face: oh look, he calls you "moon pie", that is so cute.

Bucky, mortified, panicking: PUT DOWN THE LETTERS

Sam, taking the phone from Bucky: Hey Natasha, it's Sam

Natasha, smirking: Hey Sam, how's the train ride

Sam, enjoying Bucky's panicked face but knowing he should be the bigger person here: Delightful. Listen, I don't know what you're doing right now, but there are little bubbles forming in the corner of Bucky's mouth.

Natasha, slightly remorseful: Okay, yeah, I kinda crossed a line. Put him back on.

Sam, relieved that went well: Thank you.

Bucky, thinking everything is settled: I'm back.

Natasha, full smile: What up, moon pie?

[1luna1lovegood1]

Steve: | pull girls

Natasha : I pull guys

Bucky: And I pull on the push door because I'm a fucking

idiot