Peter Parker

Irondad | fuck st*rker | Canon? What canon?| she/her

[peter-dude]

[minimarvelh]

Peter: who the heck is Anthony and why does he has the same surname as Mr.Stark?

Happy: that’s Tony's full name. Anthony Stark.

Peter: Oh..

*a few seconds later *

Happy: hold on.

Happy: did you think that Tony and Anthony are two different names?

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: did you know that a building once fell on me?

[aqukana]

this inside shot of peter is so poetic because the world remembers spider-man but peter parker is forgotten by people he loves and "trapped" inside the mask where people will never truly see peter

[spider-ish]

How today had me feeling

[endlesss-rain]

[edgeofgreatness]

brand new day trailer has peter: holding the keys to the city in one hand, his unpaid bills in another, cleaning his suit in a washing mashine while leaning against it like he wants to die, standing alone at a party hosted by his friends who dont remember him, voiceover of the letter he didnt read to mj and ned, getting his ass beat multiple times, sitting over nyc watching a video of his old friends and immediately practically throwing himself off a cliff

and all this while looking ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE!! WE ARE SO BACKKKK

[coffeeandjuice]

APPRECIATION POST FOR ALL OF NAT’S DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES CAUSE GOD DAMN

(Her curly hair moments will always be my favs)

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: Mr. Stark, I built the spider-drone!

Tony: That's my boy!

Peter: *falls to the ground in exhaustion*

Tony: That's, unfortunately, also my boy

DUM-E: *Drags Peter to the couch by the collar*

Tony: Huh, so that's how I keep ending up there

[gildedripple]

Tony: Peter noticed only today that he can label his email inboxes, but he took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.

Natasha: This reminds me of the Peter who couldn't turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.

Tony: I'll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Peter.

[flodaya]

#and they were friendly neighbors

[shxrkk]

[fotibrit]

big fan of the idea that Stark Industries starts selling basic household appliances once the weapons manufacturing gets dropped. SI toaster. SI curling iron.

But with this idea I also need there to be a “stark industries households” youtube channel that is, technically, an official SI channel. But it’s not in the slightest used for marketing or anything of the sort. Tony is the only one with the password and every video uploaded is tony going through how to use that machine.

Someone can’t figure out how to empty their damn fancy vacuum and they look up the model on youtube to figure it out, and are greeted by the CEO of the company doing a WILDLY informal tutorial on how to use it and common issues and such.

The videos are often shot by DUM-E or U. Tony often looks very disheveled, and sometimes there’s unrevealed projects just sitting out in the background. Tony acts like he’s talking to an audience of five people and usually there’s five or six videos uploaded back to back, CLEARLY shot in one sitting.

(Tony likes doing them because it’s a very simple way to ease the “Tony stark dead at ___” headlines without doing a damn press conference. The videos also make people a bit less intimidated by him, and he rarely gets to interact with his creations in an authentic way with an audience.)

[fotibrit]

the symbolism of peter needing to hijack a car and figure out how to use it while chasing down vulture and that he can only use it effectively with his friend helping him,

while tony had been working on cars for a very long time and used the color of one in order to inspire the appearance of the iron man suit once it was made.

Similarly, how steve doesn’t have a drivers license but he knows how to drive from the war and he’s never been one to get caught up in paperwork legality. He knows what he can do and he does it. Only, he much prefers the old models since they’re the familiar ones and the complications of new cars frustrate him.

Avengers and how their relationship with cars mirror their relationship with their own vigilantism. (i’m sure there are others but i’ll add them later.)

[spiderlingp]

Lets squint with papa

[ahappydnp]

they wouldn't fuck at vidcon in case hank green was in the room next door. that's just a thing they say now

[grimapparitions]

But like, what if Shuri unprogrammed Bucky so well that even magic wouldn't work on him. Like, won't make him forget a certain arachnid child.

Like dude is walking around and sees Peter as Spiderman saving the day and runs to catch up with him (where has he been, no one has talked about him since his Aunt died and the Doctor Strange mess) and Peter is swinging away and Buckys like 'Hey Spiderman.. hey? Hey kid? Parker??? What the hell. ' and Peter just freezes midair and nearly spatters on the sidewalk. Tears and hijinks ensue

[hollandmoor-deactivated20260301]

Peter: Mr. Stark, the new suit’s weird.

Tony: What’s wrong with it?

Peter: The eyes keep narrowing on their own.

Tony: That’s the intimidation mode.

Peter: I was talking to a pigeon.

Tony: Maybe don’t look so threatening to wildlife.