Peter Parker

Irondad | fuck st*rker | Canon? What canon?| she/her

[peter-dude]

[flodaya]

Destin Cretton & Tom Holland on set of Brand New Day

[monireh89]

All I see is Peter Parker yapping and bouncing like a golden retriever puppy next to Tony Stark…😵‍💫🫣🤪😍

[samwwise]

Hey...hey. Sorry.

[prettyboytonystark]

genuinely my favorite headcanon that’s actually canon to me, is that peter gets stabbed a lot and tony is always just like ?????????????????????? this isn’t healthy ????

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[ask-poolverine]

Wade: And never eat one on the go

[apple4me]

Tony does the parents texting thing

Tony: They are coming be ready.

Peter: WHO'S THEY!!!?

And it's just pizza Tony ordered for Peter

Or

Tony: Grab your things, quick.

Peter: what? Why???? What things???

And it's just Happy coming to pick him up from the apartment.

Or

Tony: i don't know how long we have

Peter: FOR WHAT???

Peter: WHAT'S HAPPENING?! TONY ANSWER ME!!

And he just meant their lab time before the meeting.

[moritashie]

They’re there

[percymawce-arts]

okay yay <3 insomniac parksborn request ? literally anything with them they are my shaylas

Post battle kiss. Harry was worried :)

[noodles-and-tea]

🕷️

[minimarvelh]

Peter: who the heck is Anthony and why does he has the same surname as Mr.Stark?

Happy: that’s Tony's full name. Anthony Stark.

Peter: Oh..

*a few seconds later *

Happy: hold on.

Happy: did you think that Tony and Anthony are two different names?

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: did you know that a building once fell on me?

[aqukana]

this inside shot of peter is so poetic because the world remembers spider-man but peter parker is forgotten by people he loves and "trapped" inside the mask where people will never truly see peter

[spider-ish]

How today had me feeling

[endlesss-rain]

[edgeofgreatness]

brand new day trailer has peter: holding the keys to the city in one hand, his unpaid bills in another, cleaning his suit in a washing mashine while leaning against it like he wants to die, standing alone at a party hosted by his friends who dont remember him, voiceover of the letter he didnt read to mj and ned, getting his ass beat multiple times, sitting over nyc watching a video of his old friends and immediately practically throwing himself off a cliff

and all this while looking ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE!! WE ARE SO BACKKKK

[coffeeandjuice]

APPRECIATION POST FOR ALL OF NAT’S DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES CAUSE GOD DAMN

(Her curly hair moments will always be my favs)

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: Mr. Stark, I built the spider-drone!

Tony: That's my boy!

Peter: *falls to the ground in exhaustion*

Tony: That's, unfortunately, also my boy

DUM-E: *Drags Peter to the couch by the collar*

Tony: Huh, so that's how I keep ending up there