DoubleParker at Pete and MJ's Wedding Rehearsal
Peter, drunk: Hey, everybody. I'm Peter Parker. Listen, we, of course, are here to celebrate Pete and MJ, and I have to say, you know, getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because every day you come home and you're just, like, "What? "It's you! I love you! You're my sexy roommate. We love each other."
Parker, also drunk: Whoo! He's talking about me.
Peter: Yes, I am, babydoll! Look, Pete and MJ are great. You all are great. And this wedding is gonna be amazing. Let's get some music and dancing going. And I am Peter Parker, and I very much approve this message!
Peter is dancing, dorkily.
Pete: You want me to shut that down?
MJ: No, I like it. Let the little man dance.
Parker joins Peter in the dorky dancing.