Jan 5, 2023
Find someone who looks at you the way Parker (Peter 2) looks at Peter (Peter 3).
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Find someone who looks at you the way Parker (Peter 2) looks at Peter (Peter 3).
Mafia AU: P3 "Brown Eyes" is mob assassin/trophy husband to P2 who was notorious mob boss while P1 is the heir to a criminal empire (an orphan whom P2 adopts as his own). A little mob family.
I did a thing. I'm surprised no one did this already.
DoubleParker at Pete and MJ's Wedding Rehearsal
Peter, drunk: Hey, everybody. I'm Peter Parker. Listen, we, of course, are here to celebrate Pete and MJ, and I have to say, you know, getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because every day you come home and you're just, like, "What? "It's you! I love you! You're my sexy roommate. We love each other."
Parker, also drunk: Whoo! He's talking about me.
Peter: Yes, I am, babydoll! Look, Pete and MJ are great. You all are great. And this wedding is gonna be amazing. Let's get some music and dancing going. And I am Peter Parker, and I very much approve this message!
Peter is dancing, dorkily.
Pete: You want me to shut that down?
MJ: No, I like it. Let the little man dance.
Parker joins Peter in the dorky dancing.
Peter 3 went to pick up Toddler Peter 1 at his daycare but he went missing.
Peter 3, to toddler Michelle: Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Pete? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Toddler Michelle: A white man broke in today.
Peter 3, a white man: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Toddler Michelle: Nothing.
Peter 3: Typical!
Turns out Peter 3 forgot that it's Peter 2's day off so he can pick up Toddler Peter 1 and Toddler Michelle was being a troll.
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A few days ago...
Me: "There's a drought in the 🕷️32 Nation, let me put some water into it!"
"There! Mission Accomplished! 😎"
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Doubleparker fics!