The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

Teacher. Cosplayer. Aspiring writer. Fan fiction hobbyist. Over 40. Warning: cringe. If you see any grammar mistakes or missing words: I’m sleep deprived My Linktree

[sandrasoapbox]

Bob: Rule number one, I do the dishes because I like playing in the water. Rule number two, John does the cooking because I'm not allowed to touch the stove.

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

[cl0wnc0ll3ge]

The first saw trap was the garden of eden, really

[lesbian-archives]

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

[cainstellan]

Carrie being skinny in every adaptation is like how Heathcliff is white in most of his. Directors somehow cut out the most important part of their characters, the reason why they have been subjected to such prejudice and why they are the way they are. Why THE BOOKS GO THE WAY THEY DO. Do you think Heathcliff would have been so outcasted and forbidden to be with Cathy if he was white? Do you think Carrie would have been relentlessly bullied and borderline tortured by her peers if she was skinny and pretty?

[sugarskies]

happy 40th birthday wyatt dilf russell

[spiderculechronicals]

Thinking about that early Winteragent stuff I did with the camping trip...

Bucky turning to John and asking if he's ready to go to bed, and before John can answer too seriously on autopilot, Bucky gives him a saucy little eyebrow waggle that catches him off guard and makes him laugh and blush. Hell yes, he's ready to go to bed. Bucky's defensive layers that he always seems to have coming off, him more relaxed than John's seen him outside of brief intimate moments. Bucky stealing John's sweatshirts and cuddling. John finding that when Bucky catches him looking with that quiet yearning, he doesn't just return the gaze, but he comes over to him and wraps him in a hug and gives him kisses, soft lips hungry and taking their fill. John starts to feel like this trip was the best idea he's ever had.

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[kolurize]

[begginghands-bleedinghearts]

May this man never remove his boot from my neck.

I’m exactly where I want to be.

🤤

[willybob9]

[livethroughtthis]

Fiona Apple wearing suit of armor on a subway by Joe McNally

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[little-cereal-draws]

In the comics John Walker has younger sisters. And we all know Yelena is Natasha’s younger sister.

So what clearly needs to happen is older brother and younger sister bullying/bonding

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!