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Milk Farts.

I'm eating gourmet cheese on chicken in a biscuit crackers.  It kind of feels like eating caviar on a hot dog.  Probably great, but one food is severely out of the other's league.

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Henrik Lundqvuist and David Beckham should make love and have glorious Greek god babies who are good at lacrosse.

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Hi, I'm Beer that Only Your Dad Drinks.

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It's ... too sweet.  A whole one gives you diabetes.

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"Why are there so many boxes of candy cigarettes up here?  Does he get stressed out when he is playing call of duty?"

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Dude: You're the least pompous person I know.

Me: I KNOW RIGHT?!

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House

If I rupture my eardrum, does it grow back on its own? What about the ligaments in my knees? Will they repair themselves eventually? Or am I a cripple unless I get a surgeon to repair them? What's wrong with House? Why can't they fix him?

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Henrik

Lundqvist does not look normal in a goalie uniform.  He should only wear three piece suits or boxer briefs.