#petricrazy

[mouseimp]

Lobster Popstar by Little Big, except they're all coconut crabs and Betty is having a hat-induced-trip-out.

[mouseimp]

This song is so Magic Betty/Petricrazy-coded oh my heart. Here are the lyrics:

Pezz/Billy Talent- "Warmth Of Windows"

(Verse 1) With all these questions I'm open to any suggestions And I am facing the problems once faking And I'm keeping the promises making And now I'm laughing at all the stupid ways that we were acting And that I'll always be here to be your friend I'll always be here to lend my hand

(Chorus) Peeking through your window all I'm seeing is the grin on your face Times that we shared are the only times that I felt safe Peeking through your window all I'm seeing is the grin on your face Time that we shared is the only time that I felt safe

(Verse 2) Oh well I know that you'll be the one to make it And that your future's so bright it has no end All the problems we'll face we'll mend And now I'm missing all the hours we spent kissing And now I wish that things could be the same But you, as the times, have changed

(Chorus)

(Bridge) A-scritching and a-scratching and a-leaching and a-latching Now I realize that you're gone A-scritching and a-scratching and a-leaching and a-latching Now I realize I'm alone (x2)

And with this pain that I feel I know that was never easy You think that dealing with my problem is easy You think dealing with my problem Dealing with my problem Dealing with my problem is easy It ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy It ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy It ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy Peeking through your window all I'm seeing is that grin on your (x3) Peeking through your window all I'm seeing is that grin on your face That little grin on your face (x3) I love that grin on your

[hubristic-higgsbury]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!

[cartoonscientist]

no but petricrazy is literally a christmas hallmark movie where a driven academic girlboss follows her fiancé to his rural hometown whose chief export is christmas trees which she views as the middle of nowhere a crazy fantasy world that she perceives as a boschian hellscape, but eventually, as she grows to love this cozy corner of middle america her brain and bloodstream become gradually more poisoned by martian chaos magic, she learns that maybe the real “having it all” means having three kids, a bearded scruffy husband who grows Christmas trees, and a goat and alpaca who keep each other company to adapt to the fantasy world and becomes a capable wizard who far rivals her husband

[cartoonscientist]

Finn: I’m gonna be real with you guys; this is maybe one of the most messed up places I’ve ever been and I don’t even know why Betty thought this was a good idea.

Ice King: the day you just accept that chicks are crazy is the day you can relax, my dude

[and so, after what felt like three thousand years as a link in a bike chain that stretched from the birth of the universe to the end of time, Finn would eventually come to accept that chicks are indeed crazy, although this did little to relax him]

[incorrect-adventuretime]

Magic Betty: I have multiple personality disorder

Ice King: DAYUMN any of them freaky?

[faunstellation]

(3/19/25)

[h8logener8tor]

art trade i did for @/sunflower_pop on twitter !!