Dude What The Fuck

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Finn: if I said I love you would you say it back?

Huntress Wizard: sure

Finn: I love you

Huntress Wizard: it back

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Finn: I’m only a level 3 imagination haver I wouldn’t get it I’m sorry

Jake: as a level 5 imagination haver I can only imagine how hard that is for you

Finn: rub it in why don’t you

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Lady Rainicorn: if yall put some sanitizer on yall hands yall can hold my baby but here she is ain’t she cute? *shows Jake Jr*

Everyone: GASP

Finn: oohhh what her… name is girl she looks just like you

Princess Bubblegum: she got Jake’s toes she is soooo cute

BMO: that baby is ugly as hell why is its face like that

Finn: BMO!!!!

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Marceline: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Finn: But how-

Marceline: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Finn: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Ice King: Forty five seconds?!?

Finn: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Ice King, hugging Finn: Too late.

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Marceline, to Princess Bubblegum: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Marceline: *throws a brick through the window*

Marceline: Okay, let’s go.

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Finn: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me?

Jake: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

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Marceline: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?

Princess Bubblegum: For the love of glob, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!

Marceline: Mean.

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Princess Bubblegum, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Finn: Blue flavor!

Princess Bubblegum: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Finn: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Princess Bubblegum: Blue is not a flavor!

Finn: BLUE FLAVOR!

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Marceline: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Princess Bubblegum: Literally or figuratively?

Marceline: I have to specify?

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Ice King, about Betty: Can I tell her she looks nice?

Finn: Sure.

Ice King: Can I tell her I respect her?

Finn: Maybe, if she asks

Ice King: Should I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our penguins

Finn: …

Finn: I’d save that for later.

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Finn: this setting is so ✨ 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓬✨ wouldn’t you say, Princess

Princess Bubblegum: indeed.. maybe we should go sit over there with Jake

Jake: HEY!!!!!

Jake:…

Jake: OVER HERE!!!!

Jake:…

Jake: I GOT A BOOTH!!!!!

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Magic Betty: I have multiple personality disorder

Ice King: DAYUMN any of them freaky?

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Jake Jr: Are we fighting or flirting?

Me-Mow: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Jake Jr: Your point?

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Me-Mow: We should be partners.

Jake Jr: You mean like, partners in crime?

Me-Mow: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Jake Jr: Are you ready to commit?

Me-Mow: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Me Mow: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Jake Jr: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.