I love when petty magic works.
I was chilling in my home, vibing to the peace when someone in the neighborhood over started blasting the most intense bass.
Bwoomp bwoomp bwoomp bwoomp
I’m Autistic, so shit like this drives me up a wall faster and even more than an NT who would probably already be pretty bothered. I went instantly into overstimulation and rage and cooked me up a quick petty revenge. Black candle. Piece of paper. Written and recited three times:
May the noise polluter’s speakers BREAK
Lit a cinnamon stick. Folded the paper. Called upon spirits of wrath as I placed them in a jar together and blew out the black candle.
The bass stopped upon the flame’s death.
Sweet, blissful peace.
Thank you spirits. Thank you universe. Thank you magic. Whether the speakers actually broke or not, I was instantly given relief from a looming meltdown so I’d say the magic worked beautifully.