#petvester

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Me when my friend shows me Petvester art from Twitter: My propaganda is spreading. :]

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Happy Love dovey day!

Poly

Crime!!!

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Happy super late valentines day lol

Yeah take this art- they are either sneaking into a wedding to scam people or actually getting married there is no in-between.

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Mortimer: I think I have a crush on Mickey..

Sylvester: Get a new crush.

Mortimer: You are literally dating Pete.

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Petevester centric headcanons with some poly crime on the side

Pete used to find Sylvester constantly talking annoying (this is actual somewhat canon), but now he loves just listening to Sylvester's voice and gets worried when Sylvester isn't talking much.

Sylvester is the type of person who is like, "My boyfriend is a idoit." But if random person says that, he'll ruin their life.

Pete loves rubbing and touching Sylvester ears, and he's also the only one allowed to do so.

Sylvester gives Pete an extra key to his law frim so he can pop in anytime he wants, much to the dismay of his regular clients who just want to get law advice.

Pete constantly brags about how his boyfriend is the lawyer to his mom.

Sylvester never enjoyed dancing very much before Pete, as he's quite introverted despite his connections. Now he loves dancing with Pete (and Trudy, too, if she's joins in)

Pete sometimes gets asked why he is dating someone ugly and older than him, and Pete promptly responds by punching them into the sun.

Sylvester doesn't understand why Peg divorced Pete but is super happy she did so, as he was one minute away from committing a bloodness murder out of jealousy, he definitely only held back because he genuinely cares about Pete. Of course, he enjoys Trudy's company, obviously as she's apart the polyclue, and they often hang out and talk about books and how great their man is.

Pete likewise immediately went to Sylvester once Peg wanted a divorce , even though he knows for a fact Sylvester is a criminal and estate lawyer. Sylvester tried his best not to seem too happy as he help Pete with the paperwork.

Sylvester and Trudy steal Pete's clothes all the time to tease him.

Pete and Trudy made Sylvester wear "their third shirt" at least once change my mind.

Their augments barely more than four minutes 😭 while Sylvester is definitely the type of person to pretend to still be mad after a stupid fight, but second Pete apologize and starts calling him every nickname in the book, he folds so fast.

Sylvester's family doesn't approve of Pete at all and tries to pay Pete alot to break up with their son. Pete tells them to keep the money for their wedding. When Sylvester finds out he's torn between wanting murder his family for trying to control his life again or marrying Pete on the spot for refusing that much money.

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Me when people asked if Petvester (Pete x Sylvester) is toxic yaoi:

It's complicated okay these two are idiots (loving)

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Me writing my silly fanfiction where Mortimer tries and fails to get Sylvester and Pete to stop dating: BTW Sylvester didn't learn anything from the Conner incident because he's a little egoistic menace and Pete loves it.

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Pete: Ain't my wife and husband,da sweetest things?

Trudy beating the crap out of someone for trying to frame Pete:

Sylvester Who try ruin someone's life because of that frame job:

Portis: Well, they're most certainly perfect for you, to say the least.