#pewn

[mawbwehownets]

jus some headcanons

[mawbwehownets]

its my blog and i can post what i want. i see alemis wiki entry and i ignore it bc theres no heterosexual explanation for him and elgion

[mawbwehownets]

menolly: [breathes]

master robinton:

[mawbwehownets]

[thinks about the amount of people that would die for menolly after knowing her for like a week] its what she FUCKIN DESERVES

[mawbwehownets]

t'gellan when he comes to harpers hall and he gets to see menolly again

t'gellan when menolly is doing well and seems happy and has lots of good friends

t'gellan when menolly gets named a journeywoman like one hour after he arrives

[mawbwehownets]

heres my harpers hall fanfic where every new friend menolly makes lines up to beat up yanus one by one. silvina delivers the final blow

[ominousred]

On today’s episode of #shortshorts #sundays… you ever be running… and then you see a loose pit bull down the street? So then you turn around in slow motion and your hear someone scream “Ricky!!!” And you try to kick into your #usainbolt gears and peel out that mugga mugga? When I say I was gone… I’m talking #pewn #fastasfuckboi #sprinter #40yarddash #run #runner #running #conditioning #justdoit #turbo #turboBOOST #mynameisnotsusan plays in my head every timeI meet someone named Susan. Now I’m gonna call you #whitneyhouston https://www.instagram.com/p/CeJktG7pB6X/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mawbwehownets]

i take issue with much of anne mccaffreys writing and worldbuilding but the fact that almost none of the characters have last names kinda fuckin bops