#miette

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

[iheartvelma]

via

[mmavverickk]

you STAB Caesar? you stab him like the salad? oh! oh! jail for the senate! jail for the senate for Two Thousand and Sixty-Nine Years!!!!!!

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

[sleepynegress]

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

How do yall say it?

Yeah, it's My-TAY

I've been saying Mighty!

Voting ended onApr 25, 2024

* Adding a note because I FEEL yall's frustration. I feel similar to the way you feel when someone uses the word "casted" instead of "cast" when someone is cast in a show, for example... So... I PROMISE I never said it aloud. It is indeed "Meyet" said in almost one syllable, with a French roll of the tongue in the middle. TODAY I LEARNED. It means Crumb.

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

Grace, setting something on Rocky for a second because he needs his hands and Rockys the closest flat surface: Hold this for a sec

Rocky, absolutely aghast: Grace use rocky as TABLE question? Rocky is but furniture to Grace question? oh! oh! jail for Grace! jail for Grace for One Thousand Years!!!

[solarg0blin]

Ego, Miettam leviter pedis latere tangens: Mietta, movere, ne in te incurram

Mietta, oculis magnis: tu Miettae calcem IMPINGIS? illius corpori sicut folli calcem impingis?! eheu! eheu! In carcerem Mater conjiciatur! In carcerem in Mille Annos conjiciatur!!!!

Millions of thanks to @alda-rana for a much, much better translation